We found 10 episodes of Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People with the tag “tv reviews”.
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Homestead Rescue
May 28th, 2020 | 59 mins 3 secs
discovery, discovery channel, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, homestead, homestead rescue, homesteaders, homesteading, marty raney, reality tv, thought bubble audio, tv reviews
What happens when one cohost low key picks up homesteading? Apparently, this. We're here to bring you a true hatewatch this week, Discovery Channel's Homestead Rescue. We watched the pilot and we have thoughts about goat enclosures, conspiracy theories, and the patriarchy. We also workshop an iteration of Homestead Flip or Flop, which feels like a lot more fun (call us, Discovery Channel?). While we're at it, Cottage Life Network, please also call us and give us a way to access Brojects. Thank you!
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Never Have I Ever
May 20th, 2020 | 56 mins 57 secs
ben gross, darren barnet, devi vishwakumar, high school shows, hot or tall, jaren lewison, john mcenroe, maitreyi ramakrishnan, mindy kaling, netflix, netflix originals, never have i ever, paxton hall-yoshida, poorna jagannathan, tv, tv reviews
The story of this podcast is that we won't be discussing Eurovision 2020, because it was a lie. Instead, we are here to talk about our feelings as they relate to the Netflix original series, Never Have I Ever. You all are delighted, we assume. Come for Hot or Tall, stay for tales of high school romance from Kirstie's past. Also, if you know the height of Ben Gross, please contact us immediately at @hatewatchwithus.
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Bind Off: Outlander Season 5
May 15th, 2020 | 1 hr 37 mins
catriona balfe, cesar domboy, claire fraser, david berry, diana gabaldon, duncan lacroix, ed speleers, fraser, frasers, frasers ridge, jamie fraser, lauren lyle, maria doyle kennedy, outlander, richard rankin, sam heughan, season 5, season five, sophie skelton, starz, tv review, tv reviews
Welcome to our slightly delayed review of Outlander, season 5! We've got highs, we've got lows, and we've got petty thoughts. But that's not all, folks. We channeled the spirit of Outlander with this unwieldy 1:40 minute episode, which means we also had time for Mustache Moments™️, Jamie Fraser's Big Hagrid Energy, and wild speculation about the future of this series! If you don't care about Kirstie & Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner (rude), feel free to skip ahead to minute 8 to jump into Outlander talk.
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Inside the Episode
May 7th, 2020 | 1 hr 44 secs
amc, behind the scenes, better call saul, commentary tracks, d b weiss, dan levy, david benioff, dvd extras, fandom, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, inside the episode, matthew b roberts, matthew roberts, outlander, podcast, ron moore, ronald d moore, ronald moore, schitt's creek, schitts creek, starz, succession, the americans, the daves, the durrells in corfu, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, vince gilligan
This week, we're bringing the energy of an overconfident showrunner in a 3 minute postshow featurette with a topic we're fondly calling Inside the Dick. We present some groundbreaking theories including: audiences are smart, clip shows right after episodes are dumb, and maybe certain men should be less smug. This episode isn't an Outlander episode, but it's also not NOT and Outlander episode. Please enjoy, please stay home, and please tell us what you're watching so we can mention it in our new segment, Kirstie and Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner! --> @hatewatchwithus
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Schitt's Creek: The Final Season
April 15th, 2020 | 1 hr 6 mins
a little bit alexis, alexis rose, annie murphy, canada, canadian broadcasting corporation, catherine o'hara, cbc, dan levy, david and patrick, david rose, eugene levy, johnny rose, lgbtq, moira rose, podcast, pop, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, rosebud motel, schitt's creek, schitts creek, season finale, the crows have eyes, tv, tv reviews, tv weddings, twyla, weddings
We are coming to you from The Great Quarantine of 2020 to talk about a very good thing that happened - the final season of Schitt's Creek! We've got lots of thoughts on character development, TV weddings, narrative arcs, and costume choices. We would also like to advise you against both purchasing a home without the consent of your partner, and singing, in general, at any time. Hopefully you, too, enjoyed this happy ending!
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Self Quarantine Recommendations
March 18th, 2020 | 1 hr 12 mins
acorn tv, battle of the blades, below deck, below deck med, below deck sailing yacht, britbox, catastrophe, content, derry girls, downward dog, flash forward, friday night lights, friends, grand designs, great british bakeoff, greece, halt and catch fire, how i met your mother, knives out, mamma mia, mamma mia here we go again, miracle workers, my big fat greek wedding, outlander, parks and rec, parks and recreation, quarantine, recommendations, revolution, sanditon, schitt's creek, schitts creek, score a hockey musical, self quarantine, social distancing, spartacus, succession, the durrells in corfu, the office, thought bubble audio, tv recommendations, tv reviews, wings
Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht
March 12th, 2020 | 32 mins 31 secs
below deck, below deck sailing yacht, boating, boats, bravo, chef adam, chief stew, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, reality show, reality tv, sailing, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, tv show, yachting, yachts
All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!
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Stumptown and Emergence
November 13th, 2019 | 43 mins 51 secs
abc, alison tolman, barenaked ladies, broadcast, domes, downward dog, emergence, fall tv, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, network tv, new england, new tv shows, new york, portland, stumptown, television, tv, tv criticism, tv reviews, vermont
This week, we are talking about ABC's fall tv offering, but we are ALSO talking about The Barenaked Ladies (again). First, we discuss Stumptown and Kirstie's war on lead female characters on network tv. Then, we try to work through our Downward Dog PTSD with Emergence, a show that is Spo0o0o0o0o0ky. Come for the Topical Content, stay for the Vermont dome folklore. If you are a broadcast exec, please come talk to us about what we can offer by way of Victorian ghosts if you set your show in New England instead of New York! Also, Downward Dog was a bad show.
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Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club: Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch Part 2
October 7th, 2019 | 46 mins 5 secs
annie james, beach club, below deck, below deck mediterranean, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan's beach club, lohan group, mtv, mykonos, podcast, reality shows, reality tv, streaming, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews
We're back (on schedule!) for Part 2 of our regrettable series, Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch. This week, Kelsey has a moral crisis about watching TV on a laptop as we discuss the MTV series Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. We're so traumatized by the whole thing that we might buy a whole beach in Mykonos. So join us for hot Annie James takes, Lohan Group empire business updates, and ultimately more discussions of Below Deck Mediterranean. And remember, if you want to be our brand ambassador, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!
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Flip That Romance
September 3rd, 2019 | 55 mins 29 secs
flip or flop, flip that romance, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hgtv, home and garden show, house flipping, made for tv movies, thought bubble audio, tv reviews
Your favorite hosts are back and here to unlock the Hallmark Channel algorithm as we dig deep into their HGTV fanfic movie, Flip That Romance. Whether you're into flipping or florist-ing, there's something here for everyone(???) as long as you're not a contractor looking for work in Portland. So pick up some art wood and join us on this adventure through a generic Pacific Northwest place as we learn about the best foliage for your kitchen island, voter fraud at the home and garden show, and how not to write a press release. Remember folks, with only one of their designs able to win the magazine spread, it could be that not only their duplex got renovated for the better but also their romance got flipped as well.