December 26th, 2017 | 32 mins 4 secs
adam driver, hatewatch, nerducation, star wars, the last jedi
While you wait in anticipation for our very special holiday episode, we're throwing y'all a very special Bind Off of Nerducation this week. That's right, we're here to talk about The Last Jedi, and SPOILER ALERT we're hot for Adam Driver. Kirstie has some additional feelings about the return of blue milk and she can't even count the number of casual women hanging out in this movie. Tl;dr, this may have been our Star War?
November 14th, 2017 | 1 hr 18 mins
adam driver, han solo, harrison ford, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, nerducation, podcast, seatbelts, star wars, the force awakens, thought bubble audio
A long time ago in a podcast far far away...... Episode 3, Kirstie Wants Everyone To Stop Boning. Kirstie and Kelsey have returned to their home hatewatch of Star Wars to rescue their friend Rebel Hot Pilot from the clutches of Kirstie's surprise Anti-Rom-Com attack, and Kelsey has no problems with everyone boning. Kirstie has a lot of feelings about DIY Jedi's, and eventually establishes that she and the Force just have different priorities. Kirstie and Kelsey are obsessed with Han Solo's rockin' bod and the Female Gaze. Kirstie's beef with the Force contains multitudes, but with all her blood magic she still manages to rise from the ashes as a Star Wars Fortune Teller, fortelling the arrival of the TV series. To round it all out, there are quotes from viral videos in 2003, an appearance from the Seatbelt Deputy and a discussion of the benefits of the five point harness, and an argument about knitting organization because brand game gotta stay strong.
October 17th, 2017 | 1 hr 21 mins
anakin skywalker, george lucas, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jonah ryan, nerducation, podcast, prequels, star wars, thought bubble audio, trade federation
A long time ago, in a podcast far far away.... Episode 2, George Takes the Wheel. The greedy Trade Federation has stopped all haircuts in all the films of 2005, making this the Year Without the Haircut for jedis, wizards, and elves alike. Over 20,000 Jedi Blood Bacteria have threatened to leave the podcast under the leadership of Anakin Skywalker and Jonah Ryan's 2020 presidential bid. There are heros on both sides somehow inexplicably. Jedi Blood Magic has swept into the Republic in search of the Three Eyed Emo, Anakin Skywalker, who has taken time away from his presidential campaign to finish his degree from the DanRad School of Acting. While the congress endlessly debates this distressing turn of events, all of the women leave the galaxy with their OBGYNs, leaving Natalie Portman alone with nothing but George Lucas and a bad trip to the beach. Kirstie and George Lucas both have burning questions which were only resolved when George Ask Jeeved. Star Wars Produce are returning to the set to cast their final vote on just how stupid George Lucas really thinks the American public has been at various points in film and food history.
October 3rd, 2017 | 1 hr 30 mins
hatewatch, hatewatch with us, movies, nerducation, original trilogy, podcast, star wars, thought bubble audio
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......Episode 1, Make Kirstie Watch A Star War. It is a time of cultural awakening. Kirstie admits that she has never seen A Star War, and Kelsey must guide her through the Original Trilogy. Danger lurks in the stars above in the form of fennel, poorly thought-out government infrastructure, questionable bronzer, and trash compactors. While the Congress of Hatewatch endlessly debates the alarming turn of events during the Trivia portion, listeners are reveling in Kirstie's naivety. Little do listeners know, the Galactic Hatewatch Empire has secretly begun construction on parts two and three of this ongoing series, each episode more powerful in the Meaning of Hatewatch than the last.