September 15th, 2020 | 49 mins 28 secs
clea and joanna, container store, get organized, get organized with the home edit, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, home organization, home organizer, marie kondo, netflix, netflix originals, the container store, the home edit, thought bubble audio, tidying up, tv, tv reviews
This week, we're taking every episode of the new Netflix show Get Organized with The Home Edit and placing them inside dedicated plastic containers in rainbow order. If you have thoughts about fridge organization systems, The Container Store, and whether or not children give a shit about organizational systems, SO DO WE. Come for the manic pixie rainbow cricut instagram fever dream, stay for the head to head battle between The Home Edit and Marie Kondo. Even if you do forget the four steps of the home organizing system (who would do that?), the important takeaway here is to request your absentee ballots, people!
August 13th, 2020 | 35 mins 52 secs
canned cocktails, canned gin and tonics, complaints, gin and tonics, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holiday inn, hotel, hotel bars, hotel bathrooms, hotel birthday parties, hotel pools, hotel tv, hotels, motion smoothing, thought bubble audio
Hey guys, remember hotels? We took a trip in the Hatewatch time machine this week and traveled back to a more innocent time last year when your hosts got to be in the same place, at the same time, recording a podcast on the floor of a Holiday Inn. In addition to some unwise choices, including broad speculations about the possibilities of leisure travel in 2020, we also have some thoughts about hotels! We're talking bars, we're talking pools, we're talking birthday parties(???). Like our delightful canned gin & tonic cocktails, this episode is ready to enjoy!
July 15th, 2020 | 54 mins 5 secs
below deck med, britain’s best home cook, dater’s handbook, disney plus, fourth of july, hallmark, hallmark movies, hamilton, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, meghan markle, sam heughan, thought bubble audio, when sparks fly
It was the week that we learned Meghan Markle starred in not one but TWO Hallmark movies! You heard that right folks, we're discussing When Sparks Fly and Dater's Handbook, two fine films that feature Meghan Markle, relatable video conferencing, and men who do the very least. We've got hot takes on Meghan's acting chops, her Hallmark hair journey, and the intracacies of Fourth of July wedding attire. If you, too, feel like you are stuck in a dead-end job making bad tv movies, just hold out hope that a year from now you will meet a dashing prince and get married and then divorce the royal family and live happily ever after because that is a much better story than the plots of either of these movies. THE END!
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May 28th, 2020 | 59 mins 3 secs
discovery, discovery channel, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, homestead, homestead rescue, homesteaders, homesteading, marty raney, reality tv, thought bubble audio, tv reviews
What happens when one cohost low key picks up homesteading? Apparently, this. We're here to bring you a true hatewatch this week, Discovery Channel's Homestead Rescue. We watched the pilot and we have thoughts about goat enclosures, conspiracy theories, and the patriarchy. We also workshop an iteration of Homestead Flip or Flop, which feels like a lot more fun (call us, Discovery Channel?). While we're at it, Cottage Life Network, please also call us and give us a way to access Brojects. Thank you!
May 7th, 2020 | 1 hr 44 secs
amc, behind the scenes, better call saul, commentary tracks, d b weiss, dan levy, david benioff, dvd extras, fandom, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, inside the episode, matthew b roberts, matthew roberts, outlander, podcast, ron moore, ronald d moore, ronald moore, schitt's creek, schitts creek, starz, succession, the americans, the daves, the durrells in corfu, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, vince gilligan
This week, we're bringing the energy of an overconfident showrunner in a 3 minute postshow featurette with a topic we're fondly calling Inside the Dick. We present some groundbreaking theories including: audiences are smart, clip shows right after episodes are dumb, and maybe certain men should be less smug. This episode isn't an Outlander episode, but it's also not NOT and Outlander episode. Please enjoy, please stay home, and please tell us what you're watching so we can mention it in our new segment, Kirstie and Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner! --> @hatewatchwithus
April 9th, 2020 | 1 hr 45 mins
british royal family, cambridge, cambridges, duchess of cambrige, hallmark, hallmark movie, hallmark movies and mysteries, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, kate middleton, lifetime, lifetime movie, podcast, prince of wales, prince william, queen elizabeth, queen liz, royal family, thought bubble audio, tv, tv movie reviews, tv movies, will and kate, william and catherine, william and kate
What happens when you come to recording night to discuss one film, but the universe delivers you a different mission? Is it destiny? Kind of like when you arrive to your first day of university and you bump into your future wife, who happens to have a life size poster of you on her wall? Today at Hatewatch, we are here to discuss the age-old questions, Who are they? and What is this?, as we watch not one but two(!) made for TV movies about the love story of Prince William & Kate Middleton. This episode features all of your favorites, including Kirstie and Kelsey Google A Thing, Hot or Tall, and requisite judgment towards Some Members of the Royal Family. If you know who any of these people are, please let us know via a review or tweet us at @hatewatchwithus!
March 24th, 2020 | 53 mins 46 secs
9-1-1, 9-1-1: lonestar, 911, connie britton, coronavirus, covid-19, dispatcher, emergency, ems, emt, fire fighter, fox, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, line dancing, lonestar, media, network drama, new amsterdam, pilot, podcast, quarantine, rob lowe, ryan murphy, social distancing, television, texas, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, work place television
911, what's your emergency? Uhhh....we've just watched the 9-1-1 franchise and we have THOUGHTS. We're coming in hot with toilet babies, Rob Lowe's journey of self discovery and skin care routine, a shocking number of jokes about the Google Campus, and plenty of white saviorism.
March 12th, 2020 | 32 mins 31 secs
below deck, below deck sailing yacht, boating, boats, bravo, chef adam, chief stew, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, reality show, reality tv, sailing, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, tv show, yachting, yachts
All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!
March 8th, 2020 | 1 hr 15 mins
battle of the blades, canada, cbc, figure skating, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hockey, january jones, media, national hockey league, netflix, netflix original, nhl, pairs skating, podcast, reality tv, score a hockey musical, spinning out, thought bubble, thought bubble audio
We've got a custom cocktail of television for you this week: add one part Canadian skating spirit, one part Netflix What Have You Done, a dash of 90s figure skating opinions, and garnish with one brief husband cameo. This week we're bringing you the Canadian ratings juggernaut, Battle of the Blades, and the Netflix original, Spinning Out. Come for the acid wash denim ice dancing costumes, stay for shoe shopping plot twist.
February 24th, 2020 | 56 mins 32 secs
droughtlander, film, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jamie fraser, kate mackinnon, mila kunis, movies, outlander, sam heughan, the spy who dumped me, thought bubble audio, where the starlight ends
Outlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the raw animal magnetism of Sam Heughan.