We found 10 episodes of Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People with the tag “hatewatch”.
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Homestead Rescue
May 28th, 2020 | 59 mins 3 secs
discovery, discovery channel, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, homestead, homestead rescue, homesteaders, homesteading, marty raney, reality tv, thought bubble audio, tv reviews
What happens when one cohost low key picks up homesteading? Apparently, this. We're here to bring you a true hatewatch this week, Discovery Channel's Homestead Rescue. We watched the pilot and we have thoughts about goat enclosures, conspiracy theories, and the patriarchy. We also workshop an iteration of Homestead Flip or Flop, which feels like a lot more fun (call us, Discovery Channel?). While we're at it, Cottage Life Network, please also call us and give us a way to access Brojects. Thank you!
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Inside the Episode
May 7th, 2020 | 1 hr 44 secs
amc, behind the scenes, better call saul, commentary tracks, d b weiss, dan levy, david benioff, dvd extras, fandom, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, inside the episode, matthew b roberts, matthew roberts, outlander, podcast, ron moore, ronald d moore, ronald moore, schitt's creek, schitts creek, starz, succession, the americans, the daves, the durrells in corfu, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, vince gilligan
This week, we're bringing the energy of an overconfident showrunner in a 3 minute postshow featurette with a topic we're fondly calling Inside the Dick. We present some groundbreaking theories including: audiences are smart, clip shows right after episodes are dumb, and maybe certain men should be less smug. This episode isn't an Outlander episode, but it's also not NOT and Outlander episode. Please enjoy, please stay home, and please tell us what you're watching so we can mention it in our new segment, Kirstie and Kelsey's Kuarantine Korner! --> @hatewatchwithus
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William & Kate: The Movie(s)
April 9th, 2020 | 1 hr 45 mins
british royal family, cambridge, cambridges, duchess of cambrige, hallmark, hallmark movie, hallmark movies and mysteries, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, kate middleton, lifetime, lifetime movie, podcast, prince of wales, prince william, queen elizabeth, queen liz, royal family, thought bubble audio, tv, tv movie reviews, tv movies, will and kate, william and catherine, william and kate
What happens when you come to recording night to discuss one film, but the universe delivers you a different mission? Is it destiny? Kind of like when you arrive to your first day of university and you bump into your future wife, who happens to have a life size poster of you on her wall? Today at Hatewatch, we are here to discuss the age-old questions, Who are they? and What is this?, as we watch not one but two(!) made for TV movies about the love story of Prince William & Kate Middleton. This episode features all of your favorites, including Kirstie and Kelsey Google A Thing, Hot or Tall, and requisite judgment towards Some Members of the Royal Family. If you know who any of these people are, please let us know via a review or tweet us at @hatewatchwithus!
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9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar
March 24th, 2020 | 53 mins 46 secs
9-1-1, 9-1-1: lonestar, 911, connie britton, coronavirus, covid-19, dispatcher, emergency, ems, emt, fire fighter, fox, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, line dancing, lonestar, media, network drama, new amsterdam, pilot, podcast, quarantine, rob lowe, ryan murphy, social distancing, television, texas, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, work place television
911, what's your emergency? Uhhh....we've just watched the 9-1-1 franchise and we have THOUGHTS. We're coming in hot with toilet babies, Rob Lowe's journey of self discovery and skin care routine, a shocking number of jokes about the Google Campus, and plenty of white saviorism.
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht
March 12th, 2020 | 32 mins 31 secs
below deck, below deck sailing yacht, boating, boats, bravo, chef adam, chief stew, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, reality show, reality tv, sailing, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, tv show, yachting, yachts
All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!
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Battle of the Blades and Spinning Out
March 8th, 2020 | 1 hr 15 mins
battle of the blades, canada, cbc, figure skating, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hockey, january jones, media, national hockey league, netflix, netflix original, nhl, pairs skating, podcast, reality tv, score a hockey musical, spinning out, thought bubble, thought bubble audio
We've got a custom cocktail of television for you this week: add one part Canadian skating spirit, one part Netflix What Have You Done, a dash of 90s figure skating opinions, and garnish with one brief husband cameo. This week we're bringing you the Canadian ratings juggernaut, Battle of the Blades, and the Netflix original, Spinning Out. Come for the acid wash denim ice dancing costumes, stay for shoe shopping plot twist.
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Sam Heughan Appreciation
February 24th, 2020 | 56 mins 32 secs
droughtlander, film, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jamie fraser, kate mackinnon, mila kunis, movies, outlander, sam heughan, the spy who dumped me, thought bubble audio, where the starlight ends
Outlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the raw animal magnetism of Sam Heughan.
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Pilot Palooza 2019
February 11th, 2020 | 59 mins 9 secs
acorn tv, airtable, amazon prime, classic mary berry, facebook watch, fleabag, gentleman jack, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, mary berry, netflix, pilot palooza, pilots, prime, prime tv, russian doll, slings and arrows, state of the union, streaming, sundance tv, television, thought bubble audio, tv, you
It's time to welcome back our oldest Hatewatch tradition, Pilot Palooza! This year, we are mostly disappointed in the pilots and ourselves, but we muddle our way through the Pilot Dumpster Fire of 2019. We discuss Russian Doll, Slings & Arrows, Gentleman Jack, State of the Union, Fleabag, You, and the pilot that chose us, Classic Mary Berry. If you liked this episode, please gift us a subscription to Acorn TV.
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The 2019 Really F*cking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only
January 21st, 2020 | 1 hr 22 mins
#notallmen, a little bit alexis, aesha below deck, amazon prime, annie murphy, award season, award show, below deck, below deck med, below deck mediterranean, bravo, canadians, catastrophe, catherine o'hara, climate change, dan levy, derry girls, emmys, eugene levy, frasers ridge, game of thrones, golden globes, great british bake off, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, hot or tall, jack below deck, jamie fraser, jane fonda, jane the virgin, joao, june june hannah, last week tonight, making it, meghan markle, megxit, mustique, netflix, noah reid, oscars, outlander, podcast, prince charles, princess margaret, protest, queen elizabeth, romantic comedy, romcom, sag, sam heughan, schitts creek, score: a hockey musical, succession, ted danson, television, television awards, the crown, thought bubble audio, tidying up with marie kondo, tobias menzies, veep, you're the worst
It's Award Season, and that means it's time for the 2019 Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and we are bringing BIG MEGXIT ENERGY to the party this year. These are complicated matters that will take time to work through, and here we are working through them together to bring you our wildest rides, favorite canadians, Li'l Hygge's Knitting Corner, and all your other favorite awards categories. Big winners this year were Schitt's Creek, Score: A Hockey Musical, and as always, Friendship. Make sure you play along with our new drinking game and drink every time we bring in the Queen's Megxit Press Release!
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MEGXIT
January 13th, 2020 | 36 mins 59 secs
aldovia, becoming royal, britain, celebrity gossip, christmas prince, christmas prince 3, christmas prince 4, dutchess of sussex, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lifetime, lifetime movies, meghan markle, megxit, monarchy, netflix, nicole cliffe, podcast, prince charles, prince harry, prince philip, queen elizabeth, royal gossip, sussex, sussex royal, the house of windsor, the royal family, the tig, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, twitter, uk
IT'S HAPPENING Y'ALL! We are here, being the Meghan Markle We Want To See In The World, and are bringing you our wall to wall coverage of #Megxit, aka: the pop culture phenomena that will single handedly get us through 2020. We are bringing you hot takes, a play-by-play of our work day as the news broke on Twitter, a preview of a drinking game for our next episode, and a very important game for your work day. We understand your desire to take a different approach to podcast coverage of #Megxit, but these are complicated matters and only we are taking the time to work through them, here, together with our Sad Boi Sex Lions.