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A variety show for sarcastic people. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New episode drops every week!

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  • Nerducation Returns: The Rise of Skywalker

    April 23rd, 2020  |  57 mins 4 secs
    adam driver, carrie fisher, daisy ridley, dark side, finn, first order, george lucas, han, harrison ford, jedi, jj abrams, john boyega, keri russell, kylo, leia, luke, mark hamill, oscar isaac, poe, rey, skywalker, solo, star wars, the force, the rise of skywalker

    We're using the Force to channel ourselves into your podcast feeds this week with an old favorite, Nerducation! That's right, Kirstie watched another Star War and we're here to attempt to tell you about it with our usual attention to detail and respect for the lore. After watching nine films, we're here to bring the serious Star Wars insights, mainly: 1. Who fucks 2. Who should fuck 3. Is it dumb? Maybe? 4. The names are bad

    Don't forget to tell us what % Star Wars would be improved by Outlander Kisses by voting in our Twitter poll at @hatewatchwithus!

  • Schitt's Creek: The Final Season

    April 15th, 2020  |  1 hr 6 mins
    a little bit alexis, alexis rose, annie murphy, canada, canadian broadcasting corporation, catherine o'hara, cbc, dan levy, david and patrick, david rose, eugene levy, johnny rose, lgbtq, moira rose, podcast, pop, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, rosebud motel, schitt's creek, schitts creek, season finale, the crows have eyes, tv, tv reviews, tv weddings, twyla, weddings

    We are coming to you from The Great Quarantine of 2020 to talk about a very good thing that happened - the final season of Schitt's Creek! We've got lots of thoughts on character development, TV weddings, narrative arcs, and costume choices. We would also like to advise you against both purchasing a home without the consent of your partner, and singing, in general, at any time. Hopefully you, too, enjoyed this happy ending!

  • William & Kate: The Movie(s)

    April 9th, 2020  |  1 hr 45 mins
    british royal family, cambridge, cambridges, duchess of cambrige, hallmark, hallmark movie, hallmark movies and mysteries, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, kate middleton, lifetime, lifetime movie, podcast, prince of wales, prince william, queen elizabeth, queen liz, royal family, thought bubble audio, tv, tv movie reviews, tv movies, will and kate, william and catherine, william and kate

    What happens when you come to recording night to discuss one film, but the universe delivers you a different mission? Is it destiny? Kind of like when you arrive to your first day of university and you bump into your future wife, who happens to have a life size poster of you on her wall? Today at Hatewatch, we are here to discuss the age-old questions, Who are they? and What is this?, as we watch not one but two(!) made for TV movies about the love story of Prince William & Kate Middleton. This episode features all of your favorites, including Kirstie and Kelsey Google A Thing, Hot or Tall, and requisite judgment towards Some Members of the Royal Family. If you know who any of these people are, please let us know via a review or tweet us at @hatewatchwithus!

  • 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar

    March 24th, 2020  |  53 mins 46 secs
    9-1-1, 9-1-1: lonestar, 911, connie britton, coronavirus, covid-19, dispatcher, emergency, ems, emt, fire fighter, fox, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, line dancing, lonestar, media, network drama, new amsterdam, pilot, podcast, quarantine, rob lowe, ryan murphy, social distancing, television, texas, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, work place television

    911, what's your emergency? Uhhh....we've just watched the 9-1-1 franchise and we have THOUGHTS. We're coming in hot with toilet babies, Rob Lowe's journey of self discovery and skin care routine, a shocking number of jokes about the Google Campus, and plenty of white saviorism.

  • Self Quarantine Recommendations

    March 18th, 2020  |  1 hr 12 mins
    acorn tv, battle of the blades, below deck, below deck med, below deck sailing yacht, britbox, catastrophe, content, derry girls, downward dog, flash forward, friday night lights, friends, grand designs, great british bakeoff, greece, halt and catch fire, how i met your mother, knives out, mamma mia, mamma mia here we go again, miracle workers, my big fat greek wedding, outlander, parks and rec, parks and recreation, quarantine, recommendations, revolution, sanditon, schitt's creek, schitts creek, score a hockey musical, self quarantine, social distancing, spartacus, succession, the durrells in corfu, the office, thought bubble audio, tv recommendations, tv reviews, wings

    Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).

  • Below Deck Sailing Yacht

    March 12th, 2020  |  32 mins 31 secs
    below deck, below deck sailing yacht, boating, boats, bravo, chef adam, chief stew, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, reality show, reality tv, sailing, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, tv show, yachting, yachts

    All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!

  • Battle of the Blades and Spinning Out

    March 8th, 2020  |  1 hr 15 mins
    battle of the blades, canada, cbc, figure skating, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hockey, january jones, media, national hockey league, netflix, netflix original, nhl, pairs skating, podcast, reality tv, score a hockey musical, spinning out, thought bubble, thought bubble audio

    We've got a custom cocktail of television for you this week: add one part Canadian skating spirit, one part Netflix What Have You Done, a dash of 90s figure skating opinions, and garnish with one brief husband cameo. This week we're bringing you the Canadian ratings juggernaut, Battle of the Blades, and the Netflix original, Spinning Out. Come for the acid wash denim ice dancing costumes, stay for shoe shopping plot twist.

  • Sam Heughan Appreciation

    February 24th, 2020  |  56 mins 32 secs
    droughtlander, film, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jamie fraser, kate mackinnon, mila kunis, movies, outlander, sam heughan, the spy who dumped me, thought bubble audio, where the starlight ends

    Outlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the raw animal magnetism of Sam Heughan.

  • Pilot Palooza 2019

    February 11th, 2020  |  59 mins 9 secs
    acorn tv, airtable, amazon prime, classic mary berry, facebook watch, fleabag, gentleman jack, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, mary berry, netflix, pilot palooza, pilots, prime, prime tv, russian doll, slings and arrows, state of the union, streaming, sundance tv, television, thought bubble audio, tv, you

    It's time to welcome back our oldest Hatewatch tradition, Pilot Palooza! This year, we are mostly disappointed in the pilots and ourselves, but we muddle our way through the Pilot Dumpster Fire of 2019. We discuss Russian Doll, Slings & Arrows, Gentleman Jack, State of the Union, Fleabag, You, and the pilot that chose us, Classic Mary Berry. If you liked this episode, please gift us a subscription to Acorn TV.

  • The 2019 Really F*cking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only

    January 21st, 2020  |  1 hr 22 mins
    #notallmen, a little bit alexis, aesha below deck, amazon prime, annie murphy, award season, award show, below deck, below deck med, below deck mediterranean, bravo, canadians, catastrophe, catherine o'hara, climate change, dan levy, derry girls, emmys, eugene levy, frasers ridge, game of thrones, golden globes, great british bake off, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, hot or tall, jack below deck, jamie fraser, jane fonda, jane the virgin, joao, june june hannah, last week tonight, making it, meghan markle, megxit, mustique, netflix, noah reid, oscars, outlander, podcast, prince charles, princess margaret, protest, queen elizabeth, romantic comedy, romcom, sag, sam heughan, schitts creek, score: a hockey musical, succession, ted danson, television, television awards, the crown, thought bubble audio, tidying up with marie kondo, tobias menzies, veep, you're the worst

    It's Award Season, and that means it's time for the 2019 Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and we are bringing BIG MEGXIT ENERGY to the party this year. These are complicated matters that will take time to work through, and here we are working through them together to bring you our wildest rides, favorite canadians, Li'l Hygge's Knitting Corner, and all your other favorite awards categories. Big winners this year were Schitt's Creek, Score: A Hockey Musical, and as always, Friendship. Make sure you play along with our new drinking game and drink every time we bring in the Queen's Megxit Press Release!


    January 13th, 2020  |  36 mins 59 secs
    aldovia, becoming royal, britain, celebrity gossip, christmas prince, christmas prince 3, christmas prince 4, dutchess of sussex, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lifetime, lifetime movies, meghan markle, megxit, monarchy, netflix, nicole cliffe, podcast, prince charles, prince harry, prince philip, queen elizabeth, royal gossip, sussex, sussex royal, the house of windsor, the royal family, the tig, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, twitter, uk

    IT'S HAPPENING Y'ALL! We are here, being the Meghan Markle We Want To See In The World, and are bringing you our wall to wall coverage of #Megxit, aka: the pop culture phenomena that will single handedly get us through 2020. We are bringing you hot takes, a play-by-play of our work day as the news broke on Twitter, a preview of a drinking game for our next episode, and a very important game for your work day. We understand your desire to take a different approach to podcast coverage of #Megxit, but these are complicated matters and only we are taking the time to work through them, here, together with our Sad Boi Sex Lions.

  • The Crown Season 3

    January 4th, 2020  |  33 mins 44 secs
    british, british monarchy, england, hatewatch with us, helena bonham carter, monarchy, netflix, netflix original, olivia coleman, prince charles, prince philip, princess anne, princess margaret, queen elizabeth, royal family, royals, royalty, season 3, the crown, thought bubble audio, tobias menzies, united kingdom

    Dear loyal subjects, it is finally time to talk about The Crown! We've got feelings about season 3, the monarchy, and the fine fine line between prestige dramas and sad boi lion sex made-for-tv movies. There's also plenty of recast talk, including lamenting the loss of a Wine Matthew and gaining the good and great Tobias Menzies (we for sure do not have a Tobias Bias). If you would like to congratulate us for successfully recording an episode in the same place at the same time for the same reason, please do so by giving us a 5-star review!

  • A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby and Christmas in Rome

    December 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 8 mins
    a christmas prince, a christmas prince 3: the royal baby, aldovia, candace cameron bure, christmas in rome, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lacey chabert, media, netflix, podcast, rome, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv

    We're taking a Christmas journey to two Europes, both of which are based in a reality so otherworldly, Candace Cameron-Bure remains our only tether to life here on Earth. First, we journey to Rome to catch up with our old friend Lacey in the Hallmark Original, Christmas in Rome. It's another Christmas, and another jockish businessman who only knows spreadsheets and overtime, but luckily Lacey is there to help him knead bread, however questionable the technique. Then we head to Aldovia to reunite with Queen Amber, in A Christmas Prince 3: The Trilogy We Never Asked For. I'm sorry, :The Royal Baby. We're bringing the hot takes on birth plans, contractions, paint rollers, feminism, and the naming conventions of fictional countries. With the Hatewatch Holidays winding down, it's time to start looking ahead to two of our favorite annual traditions, The Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and Pilot Palooza. Send us your suggestions!

  • Holiday Special 2019: A Knight Before Christmas

    December 20th, 2019  |  1 hr 28 mins
    a knight before christmas, alexa, christmas movie, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holiday movie, knight, knight before christmas, netflix, netflix christmas, netflix cinematic universe, netflix holiday, old crone, podcast, quest, thought bubble audio, time travel, vanessa hudgens

    A special holiday hatewatch for you, from all of us at Thought Bubble Audio! We're talking about one of the latest additions to the Netflix Holiday Movie Cinematic Universe, A Knight Before Christmas. It's got Vanessas! It's got Old Crones! It's got kneading! What more can you ask for, really? Happy Holidays!

    If you enjoy this, check out all of the Thought Bubble Audio shows at thoughtbubbleaudio.com.

  • Christmas In Evergreen 3 and Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen

    December 11th, 2019  |  54 mins 21 secs
    advent calendar, cable, christmas, christmas in evergreen, christmas movies, christmas tv movies, evergreen, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane austen, sense and sensibility, sense sensibility and snowmen, thought bubble audio, tidings of joy, time capsule, tv, tv movies, vermont

    Hatewatch Holidays continue this week with two new original movies from the eternally sexless Hallmark Channel. First, we're revisiting Evergreen for the THIRD time with Christmas In Evergreen 3: Tidings of Joy. Our favorite totally real Vermont town is back to their whimsical ways with a plot heavy advent calendar time capsule situation! Stay tuned for next year when we inevitably cover Christmas In Evergreen 4: Small Boy Gets Another Key and Everybody Goes To Therapy. Our second film this week is Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen, which carries on the Hallmark tradition of disgracing Jane Austen's good name for the sake of Christmas content. Also, the podcast would like to note that the jingle bells in this episode is not in fact our own festive sound effect but rather the resident pod dog channeling the spirit of Christmas with his collar. We're not sorry.

  • Merry Happy Whatever and Wrap Battle

    December 3rd, 2019  |  43 mins 41 secs
    christmas, dennis quaid, freeform, gift wrap, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holiday, last man standing, media, merry happy whatever, netflix, podcast, reality tv, streaming, television, tv, wrap battle

    It's the kickoff to Hatewatch Holidays and we're doing our best to get into the holiday spirit by knocking out some very un-merry content from the jump. First we reunite with Kelsey's One True Dad and Kirstie's new Problematic Uncle, Dennis Quaid, in the Netflix Christmas show Merry Happy Whatever. We get to relive all the highlight of moments in television like Last Man Standing and Everybody Loves Raymond and Dennis Quaid's relationship with much younger women and the patriarchy. Then we are discussing the Freeform reality show Wrap Battle. Join us in rapidly wrapping this pilot (see what we did there?) and exploring some reality tv deep state conspiracy theories. Stay tuned, there is lots for Christmas Coverage to come!