October 6th, 2021 | 1 hr 11 mins
amazon, amazon prime, billy porter, camila cabello, cinderella, dad month, dads, film reviews, hatewatch with us, idina menzel, james bond, james corden, jeff bezos, kay cannon, mamma mia, minnie driver, movie reviews, nicholas galitzine, pierce brosnan, prime, sam heughan, tallulah greive, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
IT'S DAD MONTH, Y'ALL! We're kicking things off with a listener request featuring our very good dad Pierce once again just absolutely thriving in the campiest dad roles of our generation. And while we can't agree that anyone was clamoring for Jeff Bezos' Cinderella, we ARE clamoring for Pierce Dad's Oscar for this role. We've got lots of thoughts about what injustice Bezos has inflicted on us this time, like using his space technology to create CGI mice, subjecting us to an hours-long montage to Let's Get Loud, and letting James Corden do dick jokes. After we spend roughly an hour questioning WHO IS THIS FOR? we have some fun new segments like creating Mamma Mia board games, the Sam Heughan James Bond Google Alerts Temperature Check™️, and forgetting to tell you about Dad Month until the last minute of the show. Stay tuned for the next installment of Dad Month: Billboard Dad!
September 14th, 2021 | 1 hr 8 mins
harry and meghan, harry and meghan becoming royal, harry and meghan escaping the palace, harry and meghan royal romance, hatewatch with us, kate middleton, lifetime, lifetime movie, meghan markle, meghan markle oprah interview, megxit, oprah, oprah interview, podcast, prince harry, prince william, queen elizabeth, royal family, silent or silenced, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Just as Lifetime has a mandate from God or some one to make television bioepics about the Royal Family, we have a mandate from Podcasts to cover them, so here we all are for this unhinged moment in television and world history: Harry and Meghan Escaping the Palace. We will not be silent or silenced on our thoughts about this film, the cosumting, or the bronzer crimes.
August 31st, 2021 | 41 mins 27 secs
busy philipps, daniel radcliffe, girls5eva, hatewatch with us, meredith scardino, miracle workers, paula pell, peacock, renee elise goldsberry, sara bareilles, she'll be coming around the mountain, television, thought bubble audio, tina fey, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Apparently what we were waiting five was Daniel Radcliffe doing a rendition of She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain in assless chaps (bless you Miracle Workers??). But once we get through that extremely urgent late-breaking red alert (3REAL5US), we're really here to talk about Girls5Eva. Join us for New York Lonely Boys, Tina Fey/Dolly Parton hallucinations, 4 Stars, and a 5 minute long promo of what we're going to be on our bullshit about next.
August 10th, 2021 | 48 mins 35 secs
coach beard, daniel radcliffe, hatewatch with us, jamie tartt, keeley, miracle workers, miracle workers season 3, rebecca walton, roy kent, she'll be coming around the mountain, ted lasso, ted lasso season 2, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
July 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 25 mins
common, darren barnet, devi, hatewatch with us, jaren lewison, john mcenroe, lang fisher, maitreyi ramakrishnan, mindy kaling, netflix, never have i ever, paxton, paxton hall-yoshida, poorna jagannathan, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We're back and here to talk about many things, but mainly how unreasonably hot Paxton Hall-Yoshida is! That's right, it's the Golden Month of Television and we're kicking things off with season two of Never Have I Ever, a Hatewatch Our Joy mainstay that generates an equal ratio of tears to google searches about male characters' heights. Please enjoy our raw, unedited, earnest feelings about this show and what we owe to Mindy Kaling and also what we absolutely do not owe to our two-star reviewer (no, we're not over it). If you missed us, be sure to check out the Everwood Pinecast, where we've been busy recapping season one of the hit WB series Everwood (which Never Have I Ever may have stolen IP from, who's to say???).
June 8th, 2021 | 52 mins 27 secs
ebu, european broadcasting union, eurovision, eurovision 2021, eurovision song contest, hatewatch with us, iceland, italy eurovision, malta, music, måneskin, peacock, rotterdam, russia, ryan renolds, sam heughan, sam heughan sassenach, sam heughan whiskey, sassenach whiskey, switzerland, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews, ukraine, zitti e buoni
We're coming at you late from the throes of Hot Vax Summer with the most important updates of the year. First, Lil Fingers QuarCor! Then, Sam Heughan's Whiskey! And just when you think you've had enough, it's EUROVISION 2021. We Don't Feel Hate for our lives at this moment in episode history.
May 19th, 2021 | 1 hr 3 mins
abc, allison tolman, downward dog, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We are filthy trash dogs folks, hear us roar. We love trash so much because we come from a long line of trash dogs and as such we could not resist revisiting the ultimate filthy trash dog, the ABC 8 episode one hit wonder, Downward Dog. TL;Dr we still don't know why everyone except us loved this show but we sure don't!
May 12th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
david visentin, hatewatch with us, hgtv, hilary farr, home buying tv, home tv, love it or list it, marriage or mortgage, nashville, netflix, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews, wedding tv, weddings
Consider this week's episode to be another installment in the classic series Netflix, What Have You Done?! We watched the reality home buying/wedding planning show Marriage or Mortgage so you don't have to. Come for the complete unabashed psuedo HGTV emotional war crimes, stay for Kelsey's crusade to defend the honor of Love It or List It????
May 5th, 2021 | 1 hr 15 mins
everwood, everwood pinecast, greg berlanti, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, treat williams, tv, tv review, tv reviews, wb
We did it Joe! We launched another podcast! After years of r&d we are finally able to present to you our extremely timely show recapping the 2002 WB cult classic Everwood, in all of it's early aughts glory. Come for the moral panic, stay for our Dad.
May 5th, 2021 | 1 min 27 secs
everwood, everwood pinecast, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, trailer, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Trailer for our new podcast, the Everwood Pinecast
April 27th, 2021 | 45 mins 16 secs
action, action movie, amazon prime, andy mcnab, channel tunnel, eurostar train, film, gas pipeline, hallmark, hatewatch with us, infrastructure, infrastructure month, infrastructure week, james bond, movie, netflix, red notice, ruby rose, sam heughan, sas: red notice, streaming, television, thought bubble audio, trains, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Grab your tobbogans and your gas masks folks because we're boarding a train to a whole new world of trains and infrastructure. The good news, we've found the intersection of our brand containing both Trains and Sam Heughan, the bad news, it's Action Hallmark. It's always Christmas, the good guy always wins, and there's always bombs on trains. We are heart broken to be winding down Our Month on the Rails, but we are so grateful you joined us all for the ride.
April 20th, 2021 | 52 mins 52 secs
acorn, british tv, channel 4, coastal railways with julie walters, england, europe, glenfinnan viaduct, harry potter, hatewatch with us, julie walters, keep calm and carry on, scotland, television, thomas the tank engine, thought bubble audio, trains, travel, travel shows, travel tv, tv, tv review, tv reviews, uk, uk trains, united kingdom, viaduct, wales
This is it, after a long month winding through the country side, we have climbed the mountain and reached the absolute pinnacle of our life on the rails, where we found Coastal Railways with Julie Walters. We've seen a lot trains and a lot of countryside but we have never seen anything as joyful as Julie Walters riding the train. We're smoking some fish, touring some trailers, eating some lobsters, and learning a lot about victorian train ettiquette.
April 14th, 2021 | 51 mins 3 secs
biggest little railway in the world, cab view, caledonian canal, channel 4, dick strawbridge, fort william, great glen way, hatewatch with us, infrastructure, infrastructure week, inverness, little john, love productions, model trains, scotland, silver lady, television, thought bubble audio, trains, transportation, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Sometimes you're chugging along a highway, sometimes you're running along a scenic river gorge, and sometimes you're navigating across the Great Glen Way on 70 miles of plastic rail. We're joining our friend Dick Strawbridge in the journey to Fucking Inverness this week on The Biggest Little Railway in the World. Come for the model trains, stay for the friendship. At the intersection of our inexplicable brand you'll find Scotland, Nice People, Dick Strawbridge, british people, infrastructure, Love Productions and (checks notes) Hamm Analysis???? Anyway, we just really love trains.
April 6th, 2021 | 55 mins 38 secs
acela, amtrak, bergen line, europe, for all mankind, hatewatch with us, high speed trains, infrastructure, infrastructure month, infrastructure week, knitting, national knitting night, norwegian slow tv, oslo, public transit, railway empire, salem, slow tv, stop sign, television, thought bubble audio, titipo, train cab view, train tv, train youtube, trains, tv, tv review, tv reviews, twitch
It's Infrastructure Month! Hope y'all like TRAINS. We're kicking things off by exploring Norwegian Slow TV, or as we like to call it, free therapy. They've got knitting, they've got boats, but most of all, they've got trains. Somehow along the way during our seven hour Bergen line YouTube journey, we discovered that Train TV is actually for us? Please tell us about your favorite routes and whether or not you think mountains should categorically be allowed in the game of Hot or Tall! And next week: MORE TRAINS.
March 31st, 2021 | 45 mins 49 secs
graham mctavish, hatewatch with us, john hamm, kilts, men in kilts, outlander, sam heughan, scotland, starz, television, thought bubble audio, travel, travel tv, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We are traveling through the highlands of Scotland to explore the highs of Sam Heughan's turtle necks, the rich valleys of Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish's thighs, and understand our roots as travel show/hot-and-tall enthusiasts. While we're on the subject, stay tuned for the end as Kelsey reveals a new important scientific acheivement, the Hamm Analysis.
March 23rd, 2021 | 54 mins 7 secs
amanda bynes, chasing liberty, colin firth, early aughts, film, film reviews, hatewatch with us, london, matthew goode, meghan markle, movie reviews, movies, nostalgia, oprah, prince harry, sussex, teen movies, thought bubble audio, what a girl wants, windsor
Hop on board the nostalgia train yet again because we found another excuse to hang out with our dad Colin Firth! This week we're exploring another classic piece of teen girl culture that Kirstie missed in the early aughts, What A Girl Wants. This film is jam packed with flare jeans, hijinks, and Colin Firth dancing in leather pants. We explore some latent feelings about Vespas, wonder what the writers knew about the House of Windsor, and are compelled to say this movie is Not That Bad? Thank you to our very kind listeners who have been sending us content suggestions, keep them coming!