About the show

A show about things we love, things we hate, and things we love to hate. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New episode drops every week ...ish!

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  • Bridgerton

    January 25th, 2021  |  48 mins 3 secs
    adaptations, bridgerton, daphne bridgerton, duke of hastings, featherington, hatewatch with us, jane austen, netflix, nicola coughlin, outlander, pride and prejudice, rege-jean page, regency, romance, shonda rhimes, shondaland, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews

    It's time to channel our best Ladies Whistledown to throw some shade and adoration at Bridgerton! This is part 2 of 3 of our Pilot Palooza Extravaganza and we're getting into the spoiler zone to talk about the entire season, including costume choices, romance choices, and sex ed choices. We still think the Duke of Hastings is hot, the Other Men are a waste of time, and Sam Heughan can get it (what how did that get in there???). If you liked this, please rate and review with the height of your favorite man of Regency adaptations!

  • Pilot Palooza 2020

    January 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins
    bridgerton, duke of hastings, flight attendant, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo max, julie andrews, media, netflix, nicole kidman, podcast, queens gambit, rege-jean page, search party, shonda rhimes, shondaland, streaming, ted lasso, television, the undoing, tv, tv reviews

    We're back with another one of our favorite annual traditions, Pilot Palooza! This year we tried out a new format and it SLAPS. We're bringing you Search Party, The Undoing, The Flight Attendant, The Queens Gabmit, Ted Lasso, and Bridgerton. Listen to find out who the winner was and what height we think will dominate the year's famous hot (or not) men. Thanks for helping us get to another podcastiversary!

  • The 2020 Really F*cking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only

    December 31st, 2020  |  1 hr 11 mins
    2020, 2020 award show, apple tv, award show, awards, bridgerton, catherine oheara, covid, darren barnet, escape to the chateau, eurovision, eurovision song contest, fire saga, great pottery throw down, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo go, hulu, james marsden, letterkenny, mythic quest, netflix, never have i ever, nicholas hoult, normal people, outlander, parks and rec, podcast, sam heughan, schitts creek, streaming, television, the good place, the great, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, tv awards, what we do in the shadows

    It's a wonderful feeling, feel the love in the room from the floor to the ceiling. It's that time again, The 2020 Really Fucking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only is here. With the blessings from above, we send you our love for all of the television we watched in 2020 (and we do mean all 1000 episodes that Kelsey very casually watched). Do note, there was an audio issue with Kelsey's track that we can't explain or fix but we thought this episode was magical enough to preserve it in its current form.

  • Christmas in Evergreen and the 12th Date of Christmas

    December 24th, 2020  |  1 hr 3 mins
    12th date of christmas, christmas, christmas in evergreen, christmas in evergreen 4, christmas in evergreen bells are ringing, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hallmark movie, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, tv movie

    What would Christmas be without revisiting our favorite places? We are returning reluctantly to Evergreen, Vermont, where we can apparently no longer see the North Pole, nor partake in magical advent calanders, but do apparently have plenty of hat factory ghosts, before we jet off to Chicago for a scavenger hunt inspired stay-cation. Tl:dr, we want Hallmark to do more weird townie shit and fewer start-up marketing stunts. Stay tuned for the end when we draft our pilots for Pilot Palooza!! Make sure to make your list and do your homework!

  • Holiday Special 2020: The Princess Switch Switched Again

    December 16th, 2020  |  1 hr 15 mins
    aldovia, belgravia, christmas movie, christmas movies, film reviews, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, montenaro, movie reviews, netflix, netflix christmas, netflix christmas cinematic universe, penglia, princess switch, princess switch switched again, switched again, the princess switch, thought bubble audio, tv reviews, vanessa hudgens, vanessas

    It's the annual Thought Bubble Audio holiday special! We're still talking about Vanessas! There are three Vanessas! Obviously we are talking about The Princess Switch: Switched Again!

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  • Holidate and Happiest Season

    December 10th, 2020  |  1 hr 26 secs
    aubrey plaza, christmas, christmas movie, dan levy, emma roberts, film, happiest season, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holidate, holiday, hulu, kristen stewart, mackenzie davis, movie reviews, movies, netflix, patriarchy, podcast, sloane, streaming, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv reviews

    We made it 3 episodes into Hatewatch Holiday before we had to argue about letting Hallmark Fuck (guys, these aren't even Hallmark movies????). We've got hot takes on Streaming search tools, Emma Roberts and Kristen Stewart, a snappy new name for Quarantine Quorner, and a very important new submission to the Christmas Movie Cannon (listen to find out what movie we want you to watch instead of Holidate).

  • A Treat for Christmas: The Christmas House and Christmas on the Square

    December 3rd, 2020  |  1 hr 11 mins
    christine baranski, christmas movies, christmas on the square, dolly parton, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movie, hatewatch, hatewatch holidays, hatewatch with us, netflix, netflix christmas, the christmas house, thought bubble audio, treat williams, tv movies

    Get your holiday lights and music display kits ready because it's finally time for Hatewatch Holidays 2020! We're kicking off the festivities with A Treat for Christmas... A Christmas Treat... Christmas for Treat... Treatmas? Whatever you want to call it, the important thing here is that our Treat Dad Treat Williams is in not one but two holiday films this year. After a lengthy discussion about the user experiences of streaming services that end in Plus, we're off to the races with The Christmas House, Hallmark's first endeavor to win over the gays. Honestly, it's not as bad as we thought it would be, despite some dicey plot choices (looking at you, fixer-upper on the Hudson). It's another story altogether for Christmas on the Square, arguably the biggest disappointment of our holiday movie season. We're gonna commission an episode of Handsome Justice to investigate the claim of whether angels can fly because they take themselves lightly and also why this movie is so bad. Stay tuned for several more Hatewatch Holidays installments coming soon!

  • The Crown Season 4

    November 27th, 2020  |  1 hr 3 mins
    camilla, camilla parker bowles, charles, diana, elizabeth ii, emma corrin, gillian anderson, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, josh o'connor, kate middleton, margaret thatcher, meghan markle, netflix, olivia coleman, peter morgan, phillip, podcast, prince charles, prince harry, prince phillip, prince william, princess diana, princess of wales, queen elizabeth, television, thatcher, the crown, the royal family, the royals, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tobias menzies, tv, tv reviews, wear a mask, windsor, windsors

    Like Princess Margaret arriving for an official function fashionably late, fabulously drunk, and with no fucks to give, we are rolling up in your podcast feeds with our regular Tuesday episode on...........Saturday. Something something holidays, something something technical difficulties, listen: some of us were busy crafting, watching Princess Diana documentaries, listening to Princess Diana podcasts, and otherwise gossiping about Prince Charles, which cut into editing time. Anyway, we're here to talk about the Crown and somehow ended up talking more about the mask wearing habits of mid level network sitcoms.

  • Pride and Prejudice

    November 19th, 2020  |  44 mins 42 secs
    2005, adaptations, austen, colin firth, darcy, elizabeth bennett, emma, film reviews, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane austen, jane bennett, joe wright, keira knightley, lizzie bennett, matthew macfadyen, movie reviews, mr bingley, mr collins, mr darcy, pride and prejudice, sense and sensibility, thought bubble audio

    It's the great Hatewatch tradition of Make Kirstie Watch A Thing, and this week, she finally caved and watched a Jane Austen adaptation. We're talking about the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, featuring emo Darcy, Kelsey's feelings (and Kirstie's lack thereof), plus some cinematography. If you too think that Kirstie should appreciate Jane Austen more, or you would like us to send you the photo we found of a large paper mache Mr. Darcy in a lake, please contact us at @hatewatchwithus.

  • Outlander Has Wronged Us

    November 11th, 2020  |  52 mins 22 secs
    brianna, catriona balfe, claire fraser, diana gabaldon, draft, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jamie fraser, matthew b roberts, mustache, outlander, podcast, richard rankin, roger, ronald d moore, sam heughan, sms fur dich, sophie skelton, starz, supermarket sweep, television, text for you, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews

    It's been a while since we've complained, so we're coming in hot with a gamified format for filing our grievances. It's Kirstie's first Draft style event, and we are drafting Ways Outlander Has Wronged Us. If you're coming to this episode to agree with us about Outlander takes you will likely be disappointed. Additional updates this week include strong stances on supermarket themed television and a continued plea for any and all information about SMS for Dich/Text For You/Text for Dick?

  • Chasing Liberty

    November 1st, 2020  |  43 mins 11 secs
    2004, celine dion, chasing liberty, europe, first daughter, hatewatch with us, mandy moore, matthew goode, movie reviews, priyanka chopra, romantic comedies, romcom, sam heughan, teen movies, teen romcoms, text for you, thought bubble audio, wine matthews

    Well folks, it's Election Week 2020, and what better time than the present to (1) come to you with breaking news about Celine Dion, and (2) revisit some patriotic content from a simpler election year. For those of you who haven't trained Google to push notify you with news about Sam Heughan, we spend more time than we ought to (and yet not nearly enough time???) discussing his new film Text For You/SMS Fur Dich/Text For Dick. Then it's time for a Romcomducation History Lesson™️ about teen romcoms from the early aughts, a time when we were all apparently CLAMORING for movies about teenage presidential daughters. The important takeaway from all this is that Chasing Liberty is the better of these films based on the ~Matthew Goode wearing men's bell bottoms~ factor alone.

  • Ozark

    October 26th, 2020  |  40 mins 51 secs
    dark, dark television, drama, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jason bateman, netflix, netflix original, ozark, podcast, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio

    This week is about things we hate such as turnip prices, mediocre white men, blue filter, Jason Bateman's self important standing, Jason Bateman's height, Jason Bateman, and the Netflix original, Ozark. We put our longstanding policy of No Ozark to the test and it turns out we were correct. Spoiler alert, the content sucks and you can't see any of it. Laws of liquidity give us $8 million now.

  • Falling for Vermont and Raffi

    October 17th, 2020  |  1 hr 7 mins
    bananaphone, benjamin ayres, falling for vermont, foliage, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark movie, hatewatch, hatewatch hallmark, hatewatch with us, julie gonzalo, movie reviews, raffi, set decoration, thought bubble audio, tv reviews

    Technically, we're here to talk about the fine Hallmark original film Falling for Vermont. Do we cover the movie? Sure. Do we spend more time talking about the degrees to which Raffi bones? PERHAPS.

  • Wings

    October 2nd, 2020  |  38 mins 47 secs
    1990s, 90s, crystal bernard, franz schubert, hatewatch with us, nostalgia, sitcom, sitcoms, steven weber, thought bubble audio, tim daly, tv, tv reviews, wings, ‎nantucket
  • Get Organized with The Home Edit

    September 15th, 2020  |  49 mins 28 secs
    clea and joanna, container store, get organized, get organized with the home edit, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, home organization, home organizer, marie kondo, netflix, netflix originals, the container store, the home edit, thought bubble audio, tidying up, tv, tv reviews

    This week, we're taking every episode of the new Netflix show Get Organized with The Home Edit and placing them inside dedicated plastic containers in rainbow order. If you have thoughts about fridge organization systems, The Container Store, and whether or not children give a shit about organizational systems, SO DO WE. Come for the manic pixie rainbow cricut instagram fever dream, stay for the head to head battle between The Home Edit and Marie Kondo. Even if you do forget the four steps of the home organizing system (who would do that?), the important takeaway here is to request your absentee ballots, people!

  • Christina and Tarek's Flip Side on the Coast 101

    September 10th, 2020  |  45 mins 3 secs
    below deck, below deck med, christina anstead, christina el moussa, christina on the coast, cottage life network, flip or flop, flipping 101, hgtv, home flipping, real estate, reality tv, restaurants on the edge, tarek el moussa, tarek's flip side, top chef, tv reviews

    HGTV bought three reality shows at auction sight unseen, and despite adding a multitude of high end finishes, they're definitely over their reno budget! Will they stand to make a profit on this flip, or will they be beaten out by comps on Cottage Life Network? Who's to say? (We are. We are to say.) That's right folks, we've watched all of the Flip or Flop spinoffs with our favorite cyborg duo Christina and Tarek. From surprise weddings to on screen weeping, there is simultaneously a lot to cover and also nothing at all here.