Episodes
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Never Have I Ever Season 2
July 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 25 mins
common, darren barnet, devi, hatewatch with us, jaren lewison, john mcenroe, lang fisher, maitreyi ramakrishnan, mindy kaling, netflix, never have i ever, paxton, paxton hall-yoshida, poorna jagannathan, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We're back and here to talk about many things, but mainly how unreasonably hot Paxton Hall-Yoshida is! That's right, it's the Golden Month of Television and we're kicking things off with season two of Never Have I Ever, a Hatewatch Our Joy mainstay that generates an equal ratio of tears to google searches about male characters' heights. Please enjoy our raw, unedited, earnest feelings about this show and what we owe to Mindy Kaling and also what we absolutely do not owe to our two-star reviewer (no, we're not over it). If you missed us, be sure to check out the Everwood Pinecast, where we've been busy recapping season one of the hit WB series Everwood (which Never Have I Ever may have stolen IP from, who's to say???).
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Eurovision 2021
June 8th, 2021 | 52 mins 27 secs
ebu, european broadcasting union, eurovision, eurovision 2021, eurovision song contest, hatewatch with us, iceland, italy eurovision, malta, music, måneskin, peacock, rotterdam, russia, ryan renolds, sam heughan, sam heughan sassenach, sam heughan whiskey, sassenach whiskey, switzerland, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews, ukraine, zitti e buoni
We're coming at you late from the throes of Hot Vax Summer with the most important updates of the year. First, Lil Fingers QuarCor! Then, Sam Heughan's Whiskey! And just when you think you've had enough, it's EUROVISION 2021. We Don't Feel Hate for our lives at this moment in episode history.
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Downward Dog Revisited
May 19th, 2021 | 1 hr 3 mins
abc, allison tolman, downward dog, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We are filthy trash dogs folks, hear us roar. We love trash so much because we come from a long line of trash dogs and as such we could not resist revisiting the ultimate filthy trash dog, the ABC 8 episode one hit wonder, Downward Dog. TL;Dr we still don't know why everyone except us loved this show but we sure don't!
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Marriage or Mortgage
May 12th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
david visentin, hatewatch with us, hgtv, hilary farr, home buying tv, home tv, love it or list it, marriage or mortgage, nashville, netflix, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews, wedding tv, weddings
Consider this week's episode to be another installment in the classic series Netflix, What Have You Done?! We watched the reality home buying/wedding planning show Marriage or Mortgage so you don't have to. Come for the complete unabashed psuedo HGTV emotional war crimes, stay for Kelsey's crusade to defend the honor of Love It or List It????
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Trailer: Welcome to Everwood!
May 5th, 2021 | 1 min 27 secs
everwood, everwood pinecast, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, trailer, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Trailer for our new podcast, the Everwood Pinecast
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Welcome to the Everwood Pinecast!
May 5th, 2021 | 1 hr 15 mins
everwood, everwood pinecast, greg berlanti, hatewatch with us, television, thought bubble audio, treat williams, tv, tv review, tv reviews, wb
We did it Joe! We launched another podcast! After years of r&d we are finally able to present to you our extremely timely show recapping the 2002 WB cult classic Everwood, in all of it's early aughts glory. Come for the moral panic, stay for our Dad.
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SAS: Red Notice (Our Month on the Rails)
April 27th, 2021 | 45 mins 16 secs
action, action movie, amazon prime, andy mcnab, channel tunnel, eurostar train, film, gas pipeline, hallmark, hatewatch with us, infrastructure, infrastructure month, infrastructure week, james bond, movie, netflix, red notice, ruby rose, sam heughan, sas: red notice, streaming, television, thought bubble audio, trains, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Grab your tobbogans and your gas masks folks because we're boarding a train to a whole new world of trains and infrastructure. The good news, we've found the intersection of our brand containing both Trains and Sam Heughan, the bad news, it's Action Hallmark. It's always Christmas, the good guy always wins, and there's always bombs on trains. We are heart broken to be winding down Our Month on the Rails, but we are so grateful you joined us all for the ride.
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Coastal Railways with Julie Walters (Our Month on the Rails)
April 20th, 2021 | 52 mins 52 secs
acorn, british tv, channel 4, coastal railways with julie walters, england, europe, glenfinnan viaduct, harry potter, hatewatch with us, julie walters, keep calm and carry on, scotland, television, thomas the tank engine, thought bubble audio, trains, travel, travel shows, travel tv, tv, tv review, tv reviews, uk, uk trains, united kingdom, viaduct, wales
This is it, after a long month winding through the country side, we have climbed the mountain and reached the absolute pinnacle of our life on the rails, where we found Coastal Railways with Julie Walters. We've seen a lot trains and a lot of countryside but we have never seen anything as joyful as Julie Walters riding the train. We're smoking some fish, touring some trailers, eating some lobsters, and learning a lot about victorian train ettiquette.
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The Biggest Little Railway in the World (Our Month On The Rails)
April 14th, 2021 | 51 mins 3 secs
biggest little railway in the world, cab view, caledonian canal, channel 4, dick strawbridge, fort william, great glen way, hatewatch with us, infrastructure, infrastructure week, inverness, little john, love productions, model trains, scotland, silver lady, television, thought bubble audio, trains, transportation, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Sometimes you're chugging along a highway, sometimes you're running along a scenic river gorge, and sometimes you're navigating across the Great Glen Way on 70 miles of plastic rail. We're joining our friend Dick Strawbridge in the journey to Fucking Inverness this week on The Biggest Little Railway in the World. Come for the model trains, stay for the friendship. At the intersection of our inexplicable brand you'll find Scotland, Nice People, Dick Strawbridge, british people, infrastructure, Love Productions and (checks notes) Hamm Analysis???? Anyway, we just really love trains.
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Norwegian Slow TV (Our Month on the Rails, Part 1)
April 6th, 2021 | 55 mins 38 secs
acela, amtrak, bergen line, europe, for all mankind, hatewatch with us, high speed trains, infrastructure, infrastructure month, infrastructure week, knitting, national knitting night, norwegian slow tv, oslo, public transit, railway empire, salem, slow tv, stop sign, television, thought bubble audio, titipo, train cab view, train tv, train youtube, trains, tv, tv review, tv reviews, twitch
It's Infrastructure Month! Hope y'all like TRAINS. We're kicking things off by exploring Norwegian Slow TV, or as we like to call it, free therapy. They've got knitting, they've got boats, but most of all, they've got trains. Somehow along the way during our seven hour Bergen line YouTube journey, we discovered that Train TV is actually for us? Please tell us about your favorite routes and whether or not you think mountains should categorically be allowed in the game of Hot or Tall! And next week: MORE TRAINS.
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Men In Kilts
March 31st, 2021 | 45 mins 49 secs
graham mctavish, hatewatch with us, john hamm, kilts, men in kilts, outlander, sam heughan, scotland, starz, television, thought bubble audio, travel, travel tv, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We are traveling through the highlands of Scotland to explore the highs of Sam Heughan's turtle necks, the rich valleys of Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish's thighs, and understand our roots as travel show/hot-and-tall enthusiasts. While we're on the subject, stay tuned for the end as Kelsey reveals a new important scientific acheivement, the Hamm Analysis.
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What A Girl Wants
March 23rd, 2021 | 54 mins 7 secs
amanda bynes, chasing liberty, colin firth, early aughts, film, film reviews, hatewatch with us, london, matthew goode, meghan markle, movie reviews, movies, nostalgia, oprah, prince harry, sussex, teen movies, thought bubble audio, what a girl wants, windsor
Hop on board the nostalgia train yet again because we found another excuse to hang out with our dad Colin Firth! This week we're exploring another classic piece of teen girl culture that Kirstie missed in the early aughts, What A Girl Wants. This film is jam packed with flare jeans, hijinks, and Colin Firth dancing in leather pants. We explore some latent feelings about Vespas, wonder what the writers knew about the House of Windsor, and are compelled to say this movie is Not That Bad? Thank you to our very kind listeners who have been sending us content suggestions, keep them coming!
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HGTV Design Star Next Generation
March 16th, 2021 | 1 hr 22 mins
allison holker boss, david bromstad, design star, design star next generation, hatewatch with us, hgtv, hgtv design star, influencers, instagram, interior design, jonathan adler, lauren makk, podcast, social media, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
We're coming to you late but once you see how much content we crammed into this episode you'll understand why. This week we thought we were bringing you an episode about the reboot of the early aught's classic, HGTV Design Star, but really what we ended up bringing you was almost 90 minutes of our white hot fury. We joked before recording that we'd have the show's run time of complaints but then it turned out this was the curse of having watched this episode of television. From social media challenges, to cruel judging, to all of the reasons why we think british tv is better, we have an almost infinite laundry list of gripes and only some of them are grey and pink.
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Cinderella (1997)
March 9th, 2021 | 31 mins 21 secs
1997, bernadette peters, brandy, cinderella, disney plus, disney+, hatewatch with us, jason alexander, nostalgia, paolo montalban, rodgers and hammerstein, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews, victor garber, whitney houston, whoopi goldberg, wonderful world of disney
Join us for an adventure in 90's tv musical production as we unpack the 1997 Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella (you know the one, with Brandy, Whitney Houston, and great ubiquitous character actor Victor Garber??). In between Kirstie reading Victor Garber's IMDB history, we touch on the song mixes, the sound stage vibes, and how much this thing truly slaps. We also promote a certain tv interview that's already aired and unfortunate now-old news about Mr. Hot & Tall In Perpetuity, so this is a blast from the past in pretty much every way.
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Ted Lasso: Out of Relegation
March 2nd, 2021 | 1 hr 3 mins
apple tv, biscuits, brendan hunt, brett goldstein, emotions, english premier league, feelings, football, friendship, golden globes, hannah waddingham, hatewatch with us, jamie tartt, jason sudeikis, jeremy swift, juno temple, keeley, mike schur, nick mohammed, parks and rec, phil dunster, roy kent, soccer, ted lasso, television, thought bubble audio, toxic masculinity, tv, tv review, tv reviews
Sometimes you record an episode of a podcast and think to yourself, man I could really record another episode of that. So here we are, revisiting Ted Lasso. After having a Rebecca reaction to Ted Lasso, Kirstie rewatched the show and is back for another go at talking about what we love about it. Tl:DR we love it and we just want to spend more time talking about it so please come talk to us about Ted Lasso some more.
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The Great British Sewing Bee
February 22nd, 2021 | 39 mins 32 secs
claudia winkleman, competition show, esme young, hatewatch with us, joe lycett, keith brymer jones, patrick grant, reality competition, sew, sewing, sewing bee, television, the great british bake off, the great british sewing bee, the great pottery throw down, thought bubble audio, tv, tv review, tv reviews
This week, we pushed the boundaries of geographical internet roadblocks to finally watch The Great British Sewing Bee! While there are no tears over works of art on this iteration of the quaint maker competition, we do get to learn a lot about things like darts and sewing on the bias and whether or not sewing makes for good tv. The most important thing this week is that we get a REALTIME REVIEW at the end of the episode and we have a lot of feelings about it (THANK YOU NIKNIK!).