Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People
A variety show for sarcastic people.
We found 10 episodes of Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People with the tag “tv”.
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A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby and Christmas in Rome
December 24th, 2019 | 1 hr 8 mins
a christmas prince, a christmas prince 3: the royal baby, aldovia, candace cameron bure, christmas in rome, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lacey chabert, media, netflix, podcast, rome, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
We're taking a Christmas journey to two Europes, both of which are based in a reality so otherworldly, Candace Cameron-Bure remains our only tether to life here on Earth. First, we journey to Rome to catch up with our old friend Lacey in the Hallmark Original, Christmas in Rome. It's another Christmas, and another jockish businessman who only knows spreadsheets and overtime, but luckily Lacey is there to help him knead bread, however questionable the technique. Then we head to Aldovia to reunite with Queen Amber, in A Christmas Prince 3: The Trilogy We Never Asked For. I'm sorry, :The Royal Baby. We're bringing the hot takes on birth plans, contractions, paint rollers, feminism, and the naming conventions of fictional countries. With the Hatewatch Holidays winding down, it's time to start looking ahead to two of our favorite annual traditions, The Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and Pilot Palooza. Send us your suggestions!
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Christmas In Evergreen 3 and Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen
December 11th, 2019 | 54 mins 21 secs
advent calendar, cable, christmas, christmas in evergreen, christmas movies, christmas tv movies, evergreen, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane austen, sense and sensibility, sense sensibility and snowmen, thought bubble audio, tidings of joy, time capsule, tv, tv movies, vermont
Hatewatch Holidays continue this week with two new original movies from the eternally sexless Hallmark Channel. First, we're revisiting Evergreen for the THIRD time with Christmas In Evergreen 3: Tidings of Joy. Our favorite totally real Vermont town is back to their whimsical ways with a plot heavy advent calendar time capsule situation! Stay tuned for next year when we inevitably cover Christmas In Evergreen 4: Small Boy Gets Another Key and Everybody Goes To Therapy. Our second film this week is Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen, which carries on the Hallmark tradition of disgracing Jane Austen's good name for the sake of Christmas content. Also, the podcast would like to note that the jingle bells in this episode is not in fact our own festive sound effect but rather the resident pod dog channeling the spirit of Christmas with his collar. We're not sorry.
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Merry Happy Whatever and Wrap Battle
December 3rd, 2019 | 43 mins 41 secs
christmas, dennis quaid, freeform, gift wrap, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holiday, last man standing, media, merry happy whatever, netflix, podcast, reality tv, streaming, television, tv, wrap battle
It's the kickoff to Hatewatch Holidays and we're doing our best to get into the holiday spirit by knocking out some very un-merry content from the jump. First we reunite with Kelsey's One True Dad and Kirstie's new Problematic Uncle, Dennis Quaid, in the Netflix Christmas show Merry Happy Whatever. We get to relive all the highlight of moments in television like Last Man Standing and Everybody Loves Raymond and Dennis Quaid's relationship with much younger women and the patriarchy. Then we are discussing the Freeform reality show Wrap Battle. Join us in rapidly wrapping this pilot (see what we did there?) and exploring some reality tv deep state conspiracy theories. Stay tuned, there is lots for Christmas Coverage to come!
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Holiday in the Wild
November 26th, 2019 | 39 mins 5 secs
africa, christmas, christmas movie, elephants, hate watch, hate watch with us, holiday, holiday in the wild, holiday movie, kristin davis, media, netflix, netflix film, podcast, rob lowe, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
We are diving in to our 2019 Holiday Hatewatch coverage with old friend Rob Lowe, and new friend Not-Katie-Holmes, in the Netflix Holiday Classic Holiday in the Wild. We've got elephants, we've got white saviors, we've got African Language, and did we mention the elephants? Come for Netflix's attempted charity tax write off, stay to MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF. Also, please let us know if you genuinely know who we can donate to to help the elephants. Happy Holidays!
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The Little Mermaid Live
November 21st, 2019 | 40 mins 43 secs
abc, ariel, disney, disney plus, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, live, live musical, musical, queen latifah, sebastian, shaggy, television, the little mermaid, the little mermaid live, thought bubble audio, tv, tv criticism, ursula
Somehow we're still watching ABC this week as we DIVE IN to The (regrettable) Little Mermaid Live. We air our grievances about the false advertising that led us here, popup countdowns, crowd participation, and Shaggy's apparent kidnapping at the hands of ABC. But never fear! If you can help Kirstie acquire the naming rights to Score: A Hockey Musical, she has a distribution plan that will knock your fins(?) off.
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Stumptown and Emergence
November 13th, 2019 | 43 mins 51 secs
abc, alison tolman, barenaked ladies, broadcast, domes, downward dog, emergence, fall tv, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, network tv, new england, new tv shows, new york, portland, stumptown, television, tv, tv criticism, tv reviews, vermont
This week, we are talking about ABC's fall tv offering, but we are ALSO talking about The Barenaked Ladies (again). First, we discuss Stumptown and Kirstie's war on lead female characters on network tv. Then, we try to work through our Downward Dog PTSD with Emergence, a show that is Spo0o0o0o0o0ky. Come for the Topical Content, stay for the Vermont dome folklore. If you are a broadcast exec, please come talk to us about what we can offer by way of Victorian ghosts if you set your show in New England instead of New York! Also, Downward Dog was a bad show.
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Derry Girls
November 5th, 2019 | 44 mins 31 secs
british tv, catch yourself on, claire, derry girls, erin, fuck-a-doodle-do, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, ireland, irish, jesus wept, michelle, netflix, orla, podcast, score a hockey musical, subtitles, television, the 90s, the cranberrys, the troubles, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
Jesus Wept! It only took 2 months but Kirstie has finally watched a Derry Girls and we are finally here to tell you how much we loved it. We explore feelings about 90s music, lingo, character proxies, and these our modern times. Come for the feels, stay to find out whether or not this show qualifies for this year's Really Fucking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only. This episode's letter writing campaigns are: 1. More shows with 22 minute episodes and 6 episode seasons, 2. Start saying Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo, 3. Make all the other Thought Bubble Audio hosts watch Score: A Hockey Musical.
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Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club: Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch Part 2
October 7th, 2019 | 46 mins 5 secs
annie james, beach club, below deck, below deck mediterranean, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan's beach club, lohan group, mtv, mykonos, podcast, reality shows, reality tv, streaming, television, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews
We're back (on schedule!) for Part 2 of our regrettable series, Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch. This week, Kelsey has a moral crisis about watching TV on a laptop as we discuss the MTV series Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. We're so traumatized by the whole thing that we might buy a whole beach in Mykonos. So join us for hot Annie James takes, Lohan Group empire business updates, and ultimately more discussions of Below Deck Mediterranean. And remember, if you want to be our brand ambassador, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!
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Spartacus: Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch Part 1
October 1st, 2019 | 37 mins 28 secs
300, bad feminism, capua, dick jokes, dildo hats, game of thrones, gladiator, gladiators, hatewatch, hatwatch with us, historical drama, homeownership, homoeroticism, international podcast day, jupiters cock, media, parenthood, period piece, podcast, premium cable, romance novels, romans, spartacus, spartacus blood and sand, star wars, starz, strong sexual content, television, the female gaze, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, toxic masculinity, trade federation, tv
In celebration of International Podcast Day (ish), we officially return from our third unexpected hiatus this year with the 10 hour movie that is the Great Poop Tub Flood of 2019. We are Tits Out At The Colosseum for our new two-part format, Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch. Part 1 is the Starz show Spartacus. There's very little clothing, a lot of fighting, and everyone is staying very close to everyone's thighs. We have no idea who this show is for, but we do know they're doing a lot of it. Tune in next week for Part 2 and find out who hated their lives more (spoiler alert: it was the cohost shouting over 3 industrial sized fans and a dehumidifier while it was 106 degrees in the studio!!!).
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Jane the Virgin: The Finale Bind Off
August 27th, 2019 | 43 mins 19 secs
back to school, fall, gina rodriguez, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane, jane the virgin, jane villanueva, jtv, media, media criticism, petra solano, podcast, rafael solano, rogelio de la vega, series finale, summer, television, the cw, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
Back to School, Back to Podcast, that's what we always say! We're back from our Second Annual Impromptu Summer Hiatus and we've got hot takes about seasonal beverages as well as the last season of Jane the Virgin. We're totally fine, and everything is fine this episode. We're fine with being done dirty by the format, we're fine with all the crying we did or did not do, and we're totally fine with everything we've ever felt along the way. IT'S DEFINITELY ALL FINE GUYS.