March 24th, 2020 | 53 mins 46 secs
9-1-1, 9-1-1: lonestar, 911, connie britton, coronavirus, covid-19, dispatcher, emergency, ems, emt, fire fighter, fox, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, line dancing, lonestar, media, network drama, new amsterdam, pilot, podcast, quarantine, rob lowe, ryan murphy, social distancing, television, texas, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv, work place television
911, what's your emergency? Uhhh....we've just watched the 9-1-1 franchise and we have THOUGHTS. We're coming in hot with toilet babies, Rob Lowe's journey of self discovery and skin care routine, a shocking number of jokes about the Google Campus, and plenty of white saviorism.
March 12th, 2020 | 32 mins 31 secs
below deck, below deck sailing yacht, boating, boats, bravo, chef adam, chief stew, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, reality show, reality tv, sailing, thought bubble audio, tv, tv reviews, tv show, yachting, yachts
All crew all crew! Our preference sheet includes bad reality TV about boat crews so that means we MUST discuss Below Deck Sailing Yacht immediately. The thing about sailing is that it's different than yachting, and it's hard to say who spends more time on that distinction, the producers or us. Below Deck Sailing Yacht has problematic chefs, problematic chief stews, problematic crew couples, and problematic third wheel captain dads, so buckle up for a wild ride as we cut the engines and raise the sails!
February 11th, 2020 | 59 mins 9 secs
acorn tv, airtable, amazon prime, classic mary berry, facebook watch, fleabag, gentleman jack, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, mary berry, netflix, pilot palooza, pilots, prime, prime tv, russian doll, slings and arrows, state of the union, streaming, sundance tv, television, thought bubble audio, tv, you
It's time to welcome back our oldest Hatewatch tradition, Pilot Palooza! This year, we are mostly disappointed in the pilots and ourselves, but we muddle our way through the Pilot Dumpster Fire of 2019. We discuss Russian Doll, Slings & Arrows, Gentleman Jack, State of the Union, Fleabag, You, and the pilot that chose us, Classic Mary Berry. If you liked this episode, please gift us a subscription to Acorn TV.
December 24th, 2019 | 1 hr 8 mins
a christmas prince, a christmas prince 3: the royal baby, aldovia, candace cameron bure, christmas in rome, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lacey chabert, media, netflix, podcast, rome, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
We're taking a Christmas journey to two Europes, both of which are based in a reality so otherworldly, Candace Cameron-Bure remains our only tether to life here on Earth. First, we journey to Rome to catch up with our old friend Lacey in the Hallmark Original, Christmas in Rome. It's another Christmas, and another jockish businessman who only knows spreadsheets and overtime, but luckily Lacey is there to help him knead bread, however questionable the technique. Then we head to Aldovia to reunite with Queen Amber, in A Christmas Prince 3: The Trilogy We Never Asked For. I'm sorry, :The Royal Baby. We're bringing the hot takes on birth plans, contractions, paint rollers, feminism, and the naming conventions of fictional countries. With the Hatewatch Holidays winding down, it's time to start looking ahead to two of our favorite annual traditions, The Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and Pilot Palooza. Send us your suggestions!
December 11th, 2019 | 54 mins 21 secs
advent calendar, cable, christmas, christmas in evergreen, christmas movies, christmas tv movies, evergreen, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane austen, sense and sensibility, sense sensibility and snowmen, thought bubble audio, tidings of joy, time capsule, tv, tv movies, vermont
Hatewatch Holidays continue this week with two new original movies from the eternally sexless Hallmark Channel. First, we're revisiting Evergreen for the THIRD time with Christmas In Evergreen 3: Tidings of Joy. Our favorite totally real Vermont town is back to their whimsical ways with a plot heavy advent calendar time capsule situation! Stay tuned for next year when we inevitably cover Christmas In Evergreen 4: Small Boy Gets Another Key and Everybody Goes To Therapy. Our second film this week is Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen, which carries on the Hallmark tradition of disgracing Jane Austen's good name for the sake of Christmas content. Also, the podcast would like to note that the jingle bells in this episode is not in fact our own festive sound effect but rather the resident pod dog channeling the spirit of Christmas with his collar. We're not sorry.
December 3rd, 2019 | 43 mins 41 secs
christmas, dennis quaid, freeform, gift wrap, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, holiday, last man standing, media, merry happy whatever, netflix, podcast, reality tv, streaming, television, tv, wrap battle
It's the kickoff to Hatewatch Holidays and we're doing our best to get into the holiday spirit by knocking out some very un-merry content from the jump. First we reunite with Kelsey's One True Dad and Kirstie's new Problematic Uncle, Dennis Quaid, in the Netflix Christmas show Merry Happy Whatever. We get to relive all the highlight of moments in television like Last Man Standing and Everybody Loves Raymond and Dennis Quaid's relationship with much younger women and the patriarchy. Then we are discussing the Freeform reality show Wrap Battle. Join us in rapidly wrapping this pilot (see what we did there?) and exploring some reality tv deep state conspiracy theories. Stay tuned, there is lots for Christmas Coverage to come!
November 26th, 2019 | 39 mins 5 secs
africa, christmas, christmas movie, elephants, hate watch, hate watch with us, holiday, holiday in the wild, holiday movie, kristin davis, media, netflix, netflix film, podcast, rob lowe, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
We are diving in to our 2019 Holiday Hatewatch coverage with old friend Rob Lowe, and new friend Not-Katie-Holmes, in the Netflix Holiday Classic Holiday in the Wild. We've got elephants, we've got white saviors, we've got African Language, and did we mention the elephants? Come for Netflix's attempted charity tax write off, stay to MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF. Also, please let us know if you genuinely know who we can donate to to help the elephants. Happy Holidays!
November 21st, 2019 | 40 mins 43 secs
abc, ariel, disney, disney plus, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, live, live musical, musical, queen latifah, sebastian, shaggy, television, the little mermaid, the little mermaid live, thought bubble audio, tv, tv criticism, ursula
Somehow we're still watching ABC this week as we DIVE IN to The (regrettable) Little Mermaid Live. We air our grievances about the false advertising that led us here, popup countdowns, crowd participation, and Shaggy's apparent kidnapping at the hands of ABC. But never fear! If you can help Kirstie acquire the naming rights to Score: A Hockey Musical, she has a distribution plan that will knock your fins(?) off.
November 13th, 2019 | 43 mins 51 secs
abc, alison tolman, barenaked ladies, broadcast, domes, downward dog, emergence, fall tv, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, network tv, new england, new tv shows, new york, portland, stumptown, television, tv, tv criticism, tv reviews, vermont
This week, we are talking about ABC's fall tv offering, but we are ALSO talking about The Barenaked Ladies (again). First, we discuss Stumptown and Kirstie's war on lead female characters on network tv. Then, we try to work through our Downward Dog PTSD with Emergence, a show that is Spo0o0o0o0o0ky. Come for the Topical Content, stay for the Vermont dome folklore. If you are a broadcast exec, please come talk to us about what we can offer by way of Victorian ghosts if you set your show in New England instead of New York! Also, Downward Dog was a bad show.
November 5th, 2019 | 44 mins 31 secs
british tv, catch yourself on, claire, derry girls, erin, fuck-a-doodle-do, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, ireland, irish, jesus wept, michelle, netflix, orla, podcast, score a hockey musical, subtitles, television, the 90s, the cranberrys, the troubles, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, tv
Jesus Wept! It only took 2 months but Kirstie has finally watched a Derry Girls and we are finally here to tell you how much we loved it. We explore feelings about 90s music, lingo, character proxies, and these our modern times. Come for the feels, stay to find out whether or not this show qualifies for this year's Really Fucking Good Television Award Show for Nice People Only. This episode's letter writing campaigns are: 1. More shows with 22 minute episodes and 6 episode seasons, 2. Start saying Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo, 3. Make all the other Thought Bubble Audio hosts watch Score: A Hockey Musical.