Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People

77. Pride Prejudice and Mistletoe and A Shoe Addicts Christmas

December 11th, 2018  |  1 hr 38 secs

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It's our last installment of Hatewatch Hallmark before moving on to the endless bounty of off-brand Christmas movies, so we are coming in hot this week. We start with the sequel to our Outlander Store Dot Com special: A Novice's Guide to Destiny Dice and honestly we feel this should have been its own segment because it had way more to offer than either of the films we watched. We then move on to Pride Prejudice and Mistletoe where we had a lot of questions about our stock options next fiscal year. Before long we are visited by the Ghost of Jean Smart Past, Future, and Present, and were transported to A Shoe Addicts Christmas where Kelsey bestowed upon us the gift of her Candance impression and ERHMERHGERD did we dig up an old ass meme. If you too would like to redo your past in answer to your calling from God by Jean Smart, your guardian angel, enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest this holiday season: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night

75. Christmas At Pemberley Manor and Princess Switch

November 27th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins

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Its the most wonderful time of the year, #HatewatchHallmark 2018! We are kicking off the season with Hallmark's Christmas at Pemberley Manor with a breakdown of Hallmark's many adaptive failures of classic literature, a few jokes at the expense of Gen Z, and plenty of printed emails. Then we move on to our favorite segment-within-a-segment with Netflix, What Have You Done? This time, Netflix has done A Princess Switch (formerly a Christmas Switch), and we travel to Belgragenovaldovia to shout about identity theft, transference, pureeing fruit, and bad accents. Come for the Parent Trap references, stay for the Generic Fictional European Country Eurovision Team draft picks. Also, if you like the show, don't forget to enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest! 25 entries will start a printed-email letter writing campaign to Hallmark and/or the creation of the Generic Fictional European Country Name Generator! Enter us here: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night

72. Mamma Mia, Here We Go [Again]

November 2nd, 2018  |  1 hr 9 mins

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Today we bestow upon you multiple surprises! First, it's a surprise midweek episode! Consider this a peace offering for being late on our regular episode this week. We are bringing you the truest spirit of Hatewatch with both of the Mamma Mia movies! The love Pierce Brosnan gave us, nothing else can save us SOS. We were defeated, Mamma Mia won the war. Wine coolers, Greek vacations, all three of our hot dads, My My, how could we resist ya? Then, we're having the time of our lives with our super secret super extra bonus content, The Outlander Episode Podcast Within An Episode! For this very special bonus content, we are filling you in on some important Sam Heughan news in the lead up to Outlander's new season on Sunday. Watch that scene, digging these podcast queens [with financial support in the form of contest entires????]
If you enjoyed this episode/the show, please enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest!: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night

71. American Girl Stories: Ivy and Melody

October 31st, 2018  |  50 mins 52 secs

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This Halloween we bring you only the spoo000o0o0o0o0o0o00kiest content: an episode a week late, more American Girl movies, and yet another installment of Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Look at the Internet! We BYOB'd our American Girl stories and learned about gymnastics, civil rights, and ourselves. Discover important changes to the American Girl branding and line up, and don't forget to tell us YOUR American Girl Story!

70. Hallmark Christmas Preview and Little Italy

October 16th, 2018  |  1 hr 3 mins

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69. Hatewatch Holiday: COLUMBUS DAY 2018

October 9th, 2018  |  1 hr 10 mins

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68. Return from Hiatus and Netflix, What Have You Done?

October 2nd, 2018  |  57 mins 5 secs

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67. The Emmys and Ready Player One

September 24th, 2018  |  1 hr 2 mins

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64. Arrested Development and Little Italy

July 2nd, 2018  |  1 hr 5 mins

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Back when we recorded this, we were so relevant and ready for our cultural moment. But then the internet betrayed us and thus we were lost to time much like the two time-warping topics we have for you this week. First, we talk about the new season of Arrested Development, our feelings about mid-2000s political satire, and we put all the men in rice. Then, we take a deep dive into the highly anticipated new romcom, Little Italy, staring Emma Roberts and notorious Anti-Sand advocate Hayden Christensen. We write some off-season Hallmark fanfiction, explore Hayden Christensen's biography and escape to the farm.

62. Nerducation Redeux: Kelsey Watched A Star War

June 5th, 2018  |  58 mins 59 secs

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There's another Star War in theaters which means its time for another Hatewatch. This time its Kelsey who DELIGHTEDLY takes one for the team by seeing SOLO: A Star Wars Story and bringing back a whole universe of feelings, thesis ideas, and attractive disasters. Listen as she makes bold proclomations about space hijinx, the RomCom, space sex, Han Solo Lite, Sam Heughan in Space, and declares yet another unpopular Star War as HER Star War. We're also sure to rehash old favorites like Kelsey Wants Everyone To Bone, some cheap digs at the Daves, shipflags and Outlander feels. Whether or not this is YOUR Star War, it will be your hatewatch.