September 5th, 2017 | 57 mins 23 secs
canada, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, home improvement, lighthouses, nostalgia, podcast, rollercoaster tycoon, rose hip jelly, simulator games, the sims, thought bubble audio, tv, what's for sale, what's for sale with a view, zoo tycoon
We’re kicking things off this week with an exciting podcast update – you’re listening to the newest members of the Thought Bubble Audio network! Get super hype because we’ll tell you all about it. Then, it’s the same shit, different House Hunters, as we go head over lighthouses for the Canadian hit show “What’s For Sale? With A View.” Once we’ve had enough rose hip jelly for one hatewatch, we get nostalgic about our favorite simulator games from the early 2000’s, tackling the burning questions like ‘is Zoo Tycoon trashy or classy?’ Whether your Sims house had a View or a hellcloset, we’ve got you covered on this week’s episode.
August 29th, 2017 | 50 mins 52 secs
cadet kelly, cowbelles, disney channel, disney channel original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hilary duff, pinterest, podcast, thought bubble audio, tv
Burn Out Month continues as y'all work through Kirstie and Kelsey's pre-vacation recording backlog. We promise, we're back in full force next week. In an attempt to enjoy a pure Hatewatch, Kirstie and Kelsey try watching the Disney Channel Original Movies Cadet Kelly and Cowbelles. It goes exactly as well as you might expect, and we end up in a long wandering conversation trying to understand the True Meaning of Hatewatch. Then, we get in to all of the lies Pinterest tells us, from weddings to hand lettered pillows to watery one-pot recipes. It's an episode of Our Heros Have Failed Us, except with whatever Disney Channel and Pinterest are (because they're certainly not heros.)
August 28th, 2017 | 39 mins 49 secs
fantasy league, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, little finger, podcast, thought bubble audio, tv, westeros
We've had a lot of fun this season, from our discount liquor store wine to our discount liquor store plot. This Sunday, we're starting with the Li'l Finger News Bulletin. We include an important update on the Game of Thrones Fantasy League, have as many gripes as we found Dick Jokes, recap some sexy times and gues who will end up being Classroom Mom in Westeros. What's in store for next season? Who tf knows because next season won't air until 2017823098. Stay tuned though, because when the time comes for us all to come back to the same place at the same time, we will be ready to be here for the same purpose. Keep hashtagging #hatewatchgot in the meantime!
August 22nd, 2017 | 1 hr 12 mins
appointment television, atv, formative media, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, podcast, podcast recommendations, rocket power, thought bubble audio, tv
Sometimes we're in a Chick-Fil-A in Nashua and we're like.....what's something we can talk about that we already do? So, we present to you our post-sweeps clipshow equivilant. First, we're talking about our favorite podcasts and SPOILER ALERT, we spend 25% of the segment just professing our love for Appointment Television (our OTP, One True Podcast and yeah guys, we did the math to the minute). We reassert our status as the Fourth Olsen Twin, Kirstie drops her superball, we learn about Kelsey's commuting habits and it's just a giant love fest. Then, we revisit last week's discussion about Formative Media with the media of our adolescent years. We've got tons of personal stories, a brief moment of excitement about Rocket Power, and many of the roots of our nerdery at any age.
August 21st, 2017 | 19 mins 25 secs
arya, brienne, danerys, fossil, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jon, little finger, podcast, thought bubble audio, tormund, tv, westeros, zombies
We start this episode in Westeros Middle School and end this episode in a lizard uterus because all things in this show come full circle except for plot. It's the second to last episode of season 7 and it's tough to be 13 years old and running a kingdom during a zombie apocalypse. We've got all the hot gossip like Tyrion passing notes to Jon for Dany, Tormund trying to get Brienne to go to the dance with him, Li'l Finger stoking the fear of his li'l finger, and Westeros finally got a mall for everyone to hang out in! Also, Arya totally made it personal when she offended our knitting, so girl can take her silicon faces and shove them right up her Fossil briefcase. Good news though! The dick jokes are back, Kelsey is still looking for the RomCom and we have some quick updates on the fantasy teams. Join us next week for the FINAL EPISODE of the season and as always, live tweet with #hatewatchgot
August 20th, 2017 | 24 mins 56 secs
game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, podcast, thought bubble audio, tv
We're all here at the same time for the same purpose (aka, back from vacation), and we're so DICKON for the next episode of Game of Thrones that we decided it was time for some spicy hot surprise bonus content. We're binding off episodes 4 and 5 of Game of Thrones to cleanse ourselves in preparation for episode 6. We've got DICKon jokes, grammar jokes, gripes up the wazu, feelings about Inside the Episode, more Harry Potter crossovers, predictions, and a new boyband. Join us for live tweeting the episode using #hatewatchGOT.
August 15th, 2017 | 1 hr 6 mins
developmental psychology, facebook, facebook for work, facebook tv, facebook watch, formative media, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, matt damon, mavis beacon, podcast, social media, thought bubble audio, zuckerberg
Whether or not anyone asked for it, Facebook is trying to be the rom com career woman of television and we’ve got some spicy hot content predictions coming at ya this week. From lonelygirl15 spinoffs to meta livestreaming to workplace comedies about Facebook for Work, the opportunities for Facebook Watch are endless with our buddy Zuck at the wheel. Then in part one of a two-part discussion, we take a look back at the formative media in our lives. While Kirstie gets hype about developmental psychology and media theories, we find out neat Hatewatch trivia like Kelsey’s consistent thirst for her childhood crush, Kirstie vs. Matt Damon circa 2002, and our collective Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing experiences. Also we brag about spending time together in person, which is exactly as compelling as it sounds.
August 8th, 2017 | 1 hr 22 mins
gina rodriguez, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane the virgin, kumail nanjiani, movies, podcast, ray romano, romantic comedy, romcom, the big sick, the cw, thought bubble audio, tv
If you're here for a hatewatch, we're offering ourselves up as tributes this week. You get to Hatewatch Kelsey's Joy and Hatewatch Kirstie's Feels in this double header as Kelsey BYOBs the new romantic comedy The Big Sick and we FINALLY get to discuss Jane the Virgin in all its glory (including season 3 spoilers, you've been warned). TL:DR, we really like these things and we just really really want you to like them too. In return, we give you gifts such as Kelsey reenacting movies, a primer of Kirstie's complicated relationship with Ray Romano, digs at House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Confederate and the RomCom badlands, and Kirstie getting lost in time and space. Find us on Twitter, because if the episode run time doesn't make it clear, we really want to talk to you about these stories more.
August 1st, 2017 | 58 mins 34 secs
emmy, emmy awards, emmy nominations, hallmark, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, maple, moonlight in vermont, podcast, snubs, this is us, thought bubble audio, tv, vermont
So the Emmy nominations dropped and our feelings can best be summed up as.....meh??? We debrief our feelings about This Is Us, the number of repeat nominations, air our grievances about the VICIOUS SNUBS, and have nothing to say about several categories. Then, we take a field trip to the motherland and hate watch the Hallmark original movie. Moonlight in Vermont. You're going to learn a lot about syrup grading, maple trees, Montpelier, locally sourced ingredients, and New York real estate agents. Much like the oyster-mushroom-Meet-Cute, this segment is the beginning of something beautiful and unexpected, as Kelsey and Kirstie begin to fall deeply in love with Hallmark Original Movies.
July 31st, 2017 | 25 mins 46 secs
bind off, bran, cersei, dragonstone, game of thrones, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hbo, little finger, podcast, thought bubble audio, thrones, winterfell
It's Sunday so of course we're checking in on Game of Thrones. The season 6 writers are back with Choose-Your-Own-Adventure dick and grammar jokes, Kelsey Has A Gripe, Li'l Finger and his Li'l Finger pew pew pew their way through the Li'l Finger News Bulletin, Cersai scored at Mac on Free Lipstick Day, we have our first point in our Fantasy Draft, and Policy Wonks win the episode in both Dragonstone and Winterfell. Cross over universes this week included the Grand Designs tour of Dany's Bespoke Dragonstone Throne, Bran Potter and the Goblet of Winterfell, House of (Ice and Fire) Cards, and The Office. Sorry, there were no funny puns for that one. We also jumped aboard the #noconfederate bandwagon. We're off the next two weeks for vacation, but join us again for Episode 6 later in August! Regular episodes will continue on Tuesdays.