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Eurovision 2019

May 30th, 2019  |  56 mins 16 secs

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It's that time of year again! That's right folks, Eurovision returned, and despite some streaming dilemmas we persevered to bring you some spicy hot Europop content. Speaking of spicy hot, we kick off with some neat oven safety tips, courtesy of Eurovision 2018. We don't condone drinking games, but if one were to play one, we might suggest they drink every time we call a performance "wild" this year. We bring you our favorites, our least favorites, and some side conversations about mens fashion, geography, and Kirstie's life on the rails. Check out some of our top performances at the links below, and remember, as they say in San Marino: Be a hero. Be the rainbow.

Australia, Zero Gravity: https://youtu.be/86tJJ1taitw
Norway, Spirit in the Sky: https://youtu.be/3EmUmbhDRiY
Switzerland, She Got Me: https://youtu.be/6PxoMWtAC7M
Czech Republic, Friend of a Friend: https://youtu.be/yH1-uy9FYKE
Romania, Yodel It (2017): https://youtu.be/LlDzaRK8fSM

Christmas At Pemberley Manor and Princess Switch

November 27th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins

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Its the most wonderful time of the year, #HatewatchHallmark 2018! We are kicking off the season with Hallmark's Christmas at Pemberley Manor with a breakdown of Hallmark's many adaptive failures of classic literature, a few jokes at the expense of Gen Z, and plenty of printed emails. Then we move on to our favorite segment-within-a-segment with Netflix, What Have You Done? This time, Netflix has done A Princess Switch (formerly a Christmas Switch), and we travel to Belgragenovaldovia to shout about identity theft, transference, pureeing fruit, and bad accents. Come for the Parent Trap references, stay for the Generic Fictional European Country Eurovision Team draft picks. Also, if you like the show, don't forget to enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest! 25 entries will start a printed-email letter writing campaign to Hallmark and/or the creation of the Generic Fictional European Country Name Generator! Enter us here: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night

The One With More Eurovision

May 30th, 2018  |  43 mins 41 secs

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This week, we're revisiting Eurovision 2018 and talking about the semifinalists, because we just can't get enough Eurovision here on Hatewatch With Us. You're in for a lot of middling, forgettable songs, and Kelsey drinking juuust enough wine to make sweeping promises about her editing capabilities. We also promised a link! So here's that...

Eurovision 2018

May 14th, 2018  |  1 hr 6 mins

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Hoist up your ship flags folks because we are #AllAboard for one of the most important Hatewatch Holiday's of the entire year, Eurovision 2018!! We came prepared with Scorecards, Bingo, non-alcoholic gummy bears, and only one mic. We provide our comprehensive recap of all the acts and the 4 hours of vote tallying. Come for the global unity, stay for the audience participation and male props.

A Christmas Prince and Christmas in Evergreen

December 19th, 2017  |  1 hr 14 mins

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Last week we told you a story about wanting to limit our Christmas content. This week we said fuck it. First we're coming in hot with another installment of Netflix, What Have You Done? We talk about A Christmas Prince, princess shit, whether or not certain cohosts do or do not want certain protagonists to bone, laws stuffed in acorns, our pitch for A Christmas Prince 2, and most importantly, we fancast the Aldovian Eurovision Team (Spoiler alert: It's Adam Driver in a horse head mask). Next up we're baking up some Chicken and Pinecones in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe with Christmas in Evergreen. There are magic snowglobes, Coke Santa and airport rants, somehow Kirstie blacks out and forgets half the plot, Kelsey manages to sneak in some Everwood feels, and then we round the whole thing out by complaining about how much we hate Ted from How I Met Your Mother. If you're looking for us, we'll just be in our Christmas Void until the next installment of #HatewatchHallmark.

Eurovision 2017

May 16th, 2017  |  1 hr 7 mins

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It's that time of year again! Eurovision 2017 came in hot this year as a beacon of headlights in these, our gnarly modern times(drink twice). We recapped each of the 26 performances so you don't have to, drafted our fantasy Eurovision teams, and pondered the finer things like yodeling and gorillas. Come for the performance recaps, stay for the world peace.